Grudge Match (2013)

Sylvester Stallone: Henry 'Razor' Sharp

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Quotes 

• [Lightning brings a bucket of horse urine for Razor] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I'm not putting my hands in horse urine!

  Lightning : So you're telling me you're a better boxer than Jack Dempsey? Every day, Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine! And nobody ever had a tougher punch than Jack Dempsey!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [resigned]  Did you heat it up? Or is it fresh?

  [dips his fists in the bucket] 

  Lightning : It's vinegar, I'm kidding!... It's urine!

  [Razor pulls his fist out] 

  Lightning : It's vinegar!

  [in] 

  Lightning : It's urine!

  [out] 

  Lightning : It's vinegar!

  [in] 

  Lightning : It's urine!

  [out] 

  Lightning : It's vinegar!

  [in] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Hey, come on!

• [Razor and Kid end up in prison] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already?

• [at a skydiving stunt, Razor shoves Kid out of the plane] 

  Dante Slate, Jr. : You threw his old ass out the plane!

  [Dante breaks into laughter] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Why are you laughing?

  Dante Slate, Jr. : I forgot to tell you, first one down gets an extra five grand.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Shit!

  [jumps out] 

• [as the fight starts] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to the Kid]  Gutsy move, going without a bra!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor]  Yeah? I got a surprise for you: I took a dump on your porch!

• [from trailer] 

  Dante Slate, Jr. : I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it.

  Dante Slate, Jr. : The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!

• [from trailer] 

  Lightning : [splashes water on Razor]  Time to train!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : What have I done?

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [sees Kid on "Dancing with the Stars"]  Now I wish I was blind in both eyes...

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down.

  Lightning : Oh, the hearing aid. Goddamn thing drives me crazy, feels like R2-freaking-D2!

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You gotta move on!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What, move on?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Move on!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? Nothing, nothing!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Look at us!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!

• Lightning : [unwilling to have a male nurse]  What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : He's a hero a far as I'm concerned, pal.

• Dante Slate, Jr. : You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.

• Lightning : Call it!

  [throws a coin in the air] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Hey, I never saw it coming, come on...

  [Lightning raises a hand, and slaps him] 

  Lightning : When were you going to tell me you were blind in one eye?

• [last lines] 

  Lightning : [on the phone]  Bullshit! Fix! Who paid off those judges?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Light! Light, we WON!

  Lightning : What? Who did? What?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : We won!

  Lightning : We won? Get the hell out of here!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Heh, no!

  Lightning : Goddamn hearing aid!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [during a casino promotion]  Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You know, women are more verbal than men.

  Sally Rose : Women are more verbal than men?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Yeah, I read it in a magazine article: "Women are More Verbal than Men".

• Lightning : You got an iPad?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Nah, I got a regular couch.

• Lightning : You doing real good, you big pussy!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : That's not helping.

  Lightning : It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.

• [from trailer] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [wallops Sharp]  No you're not!

  [a fight starts] 

  Dante Slate, Jr. : This is not the behavior of old men!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I'm gonna fight.

  Sally Rose : Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I'm not. I'm not. Not at all. I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. I let him take from me the two things that mattered most: You and boxing. I just shut it out. I don't even have a TV. Can you believe that? Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident and be embarrassed, because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. I had some talent. I did. And I just walked away so early. I love you. Always have, always will. You're stuck with me, believe me. But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best.

  Sally Rose : No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : It's the best we got.

  Sally Rose : Then go kick his ass.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Well, since you put it like that, he's a dead man.

• [1980s footage] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing.

  [cut to Kid walking down a street swearing viciously] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!

• [as the fight begins] 

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Is this about you and me, or is about her?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You and me!

  Dante Slate, Jr. : Well, that's a relief!

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You remember the first thing you said to me? I did.

  Lightning : I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash.

  [later on] 

  Lightning : You know why I said that garbage thing? I didn't want your head to get swelled up, you were so goddamn good.

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... what happened? Really.

  Sally Rose : You were everything in my life. Then Kid beat you. And you were different. And I was lost. And everything started to fall apart...

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Listen, this is ancient history. I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it.

  Sally Rose : I hope you've put it behind you.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I just want to keep it calm... But why HIM? I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? I can't get it through my head. I lay in bed at night, I want to pound my head against... I dream about killing this guy. Why HIM? He's the worst guy in the world. Why?

  Sally Rose : Okay. Okay. Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. Six months turned into a year.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title.

  Sally Rose : I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. And I even flew up to surprise you. And then I saw you with that woman.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was, she just showed up.

  Sally Rose : What did I know? I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. And so... Kid.

• Lightning : [sees Razor and Sally together]  Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball...

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Ooh. Hey.

  Lightning : I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.

• Lightning : Oh for God's sakes, call her up!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : What are you talking about?

  Lightning : Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear and she's gonna screw up your fight again!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : What do you mean, again?

  Lightning : Oh, for God's sakes. A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out! Why didn't you?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Because Kid loved boxing. I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most, because that's what he took from me.

  Lightning : Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You're my buddy. But be careful where you're going, because you don't know anything about it.

  Lightning : Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.

• Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor]  How do you live with yourself, knowing that we tied? You never beat me!

  Sally Rose : I was there, he kicked your ass!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : He kicked my ass, he only did that the second match because I was out of shape! The first match, I kicked his ass because I was in shape!

  Sally Rose : You're pathetic!

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Pathetic? Tell her! TELL HER!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to Sally]  He wasn't ready.

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I'm ready!

  Lightning : Yeah. You're the one-eyed monster.

• Lightning : We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed, so you get so fast he's gonna crawl right back up into his mama's vagina.

  [some female athletes stare at Lightning, scandalized] 

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Hey, Light!

  Lightning : What?

• Lightning : Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you!

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.

  Lightning : Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.

• Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I hate you, man.

  Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I hate you too.

• Lightning : I want my two sleeping pills.

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : It's 10 in the morning.

  Lightning : Then I want four. I wanna be dreaming of all them hookers that you deprived me of.

• [Razor is about to punch the meat in the store] 

  Lightning : Hey, what are you doing?

  Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I thought you wanted me to hit this.

  Lightning : What are you gonna do? Beat up the meat? That's not sanitary. *No*, we're just here to buy a little dinner. You don't have to punch everything.