Aaron Taylor-Johnson credited as playing...
Tom Ryder
- Tom Ryder: It's high noon at the edge of the universe, folks. Now, we're facing a powerful enemy. An alien species born of the worst of humanity's traits. Well, what our enemy doesn't see is that their demise is imminent. And the most powerful weapon in all galaxy? Love. Inside each and every one of you is a spark, baby. An ember. A goddamn fire! Love is how we will win. And even if we lose, we're gonna die fighting for a happy ending!
- [Notes on thousands of Post-its covering every surface of his flat]
- Tom Ryder: Buy unicorn food
- Tom Ryder: Clean this mirror
- Tom Ryder: Read Leitch on Leitch book
- Tom Ryder: Liam or Chris?
- Tom Ryder: Dinner w Trump
- Tom Ryder: Anal beads?
- Tom Ryder: Jack I'll never let go!... let's go
- Tom Ryder: Inconceivable what does it mean
- [drawing of Sydney Harbour Bridge]
- Tom Ryder: Get one in LA
- Tom Ryder: It's nothing personal
- Colt Seavers: Well I'm taking it personal; the torture, the drugging, the taser...
- Tom Ryder: [Racing to to their potential deaths] Wait! He has a mouthguard! I don't have a mouthguard!