Casa de mi Padre (2012)

Will Ferrell: Armando

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• Armando : Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway.

• DEA Agent #2 : Not all Americans are bad, Armando.

  Armando : Not all Mexicans are drug dealers.

• Miguel Ernesto : I still say you care more for the baby cow than for a woman.

  Armando : Yes, it's true, Manuel, but only because I have not found the right woman.

• Miguel Ernesto : You are so much like your mother. She had such a good heart, and I know your heart is in the right place, but like your mother, you are not smart. You have never been smart.

  Armando : But I am smart father.

  Miguel Ernesto : Yes, of course, Armando. But for my trouble, I need someone who is very smart. If you were truly smart, you would know that you are dumb. Look at your fat head.

• Manuel : Perhaps she is lying. Bitches are liars.

  Armando : It is true, bitches are liars, but Miss Lopez is no bitch.

  Esteban : I like bitches.

• Sonia : [resisting his kiss]  Armando, I'm no good!

  Armando : I am no better.

• Armando : [singing]  # Why does the turtle move so slow? #

  Backing singers : [singing]  # I don't know! #

• [last lines] 

  DEA Agent #2 : Not all Americans are bad, Armando.

  Armando : Not all Mexicans are drug dealers. Are you ready, Sonia?

  Sonia : Yes. Let's go home.

  DEA Agent #2 : Bye.

  DEA Agent #2 : Bye.

  DEA Agent #2 : [as they ride off]  Bye, bye. Take it easy...

  White Tiger : [sitting on rock chuckling]