Kung Fu Panda Holiday (2010 TV Short)

David Cross: Crane

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Quotes 

• Po : Every feast, my dad and I spend all day cooking together. And the whole neighborhood shows up. And it gets really loud and crazy, and my Uncle Yang ends up laughing so hard noodles spurt out his nose.

  Crane : I'd like to see that.

  Monkey : Me too.

• Po : [joins the Furious Five in the fight]  Hey, guys! You excited about the Winter Feast? Guess what? Master Shifu just told me I'll be joining you this year.

  Crane : The feast is intense! All the Masters at one table!

  Viper : For one perfect feast!

  Mantis : It's an honor to be invited!

  Po : Actually, I'm not just invited. I'm hosting!

  [the Furious Five stops fighting] 

  Crane , Viper , Mantis , Monkey , Tigress : [in unison]  What?

  Boar : Wouldn't be my choice.

  [Po headbutts the boar bandit] 

  Po : What?

  Monkey : The feast at the palace is very...

  Viper : Elegant.

  Mantis : It's a very sophisticated event.

  Po : Why does everyone think I can't do sophisticated?

  [He K.O. the boar bandit by sitting on his neck] 

  Crane : I... have no idea.

  Tigress : It's just that we think maybe you could use a little help.

  Po : Tigress, I got this. It's a dinner. Eating, entertainment. How much do you have to know?

• Monkey : Po, the table is not set. Have you started cooking?

  Crane : We've all had our settings. Are you ready?

  Po : I'm on it!

• Crane : Uh, Po, the vocalist for the band quit.

  Goose Attendant : I've been waiting for this moment my whole life!

  [Then he sings tunelessly] 

  Po : Let's just go instrumental.