I came upon this movie through my friend, who said he started the movie but quit perhaps fifteen minutes in because nothing was happening. I wanted to give the movie a shot to see what he meant. He's an A.D.D. kid who's into action movies so I figured his idea of nothing happening might lean toward a mere lack of brutal zombie action, and not necessarily a lack of development.
Nope. It's literally that nothing happens - at least by the standards of your average zombie movie. That in itself isn't a bad thing (I don't mind just getting into the characters), but when the movie seems to be nothing more than a compilation of the slowest parts of all zombie movies culminating in a lot of anticlimactic nonsense, it kills it for me.
Here we get into the spoilers. I'll try to keep them minor but when it comes to State of Emergency, I think knowledge is power. The power not to waste your time. The story starts with a brief scene from the present, then goes four days back to before the protagonist has sighted zombies. The first scene builds itself up to be quite a tense situation, as if all the characters could die in the next instant, before cutting off and going back into the past. However, when we went through the hour of the characters slowly realizing a fraction of what's going on, enjoying some petty drama over who's alpha dog or who's backstory is more tragic, and of course acting in ways that only beg for them to be eaten, we found that Jim and the gang are (back in the present) facing off against...a single zombie. Two guns, four humans, one zombie. These were among the best odds they'd had through the whole story during any attack, and yet they'd made it seem like a desperate battle. This is just one example of the movie building you up only for a letdown.
Aside from most every plot point or relationship being dull and hollow ("You don't have friends? Me too!" *romance created!*), you get the horror movie staple of people acting like complete morons. "Hay gaiz, let's go outside unarmed and start screaming our heads off!" "While that zombie struggles to get up from its clearly non-lethal wound, imma slowly walk over to it and take a good look from two feet away." There was a moment where you saw some possible humanity in a zombie, but the emotion was drowned out by all the stupid occurring around it.
Seriously though, it's hard to find any horror movie where the protagonists don't make the please-kill-me choice at least half the time, so I wouldn't count that alone against the movie. It's that combined with the very tiny amount of action or violence, the lack of any real surprises (in the plot or otherwise), the forced new relationship right after the death of Jim's previous girlfriend, the meh sound and visuals, and characters who were mostly just flat (especially the females, who were basically just there to be females and either be in or prepare to begin a relationship with the males), which all ate away at my hopes that this movie would somehow redeem itself before the end. And in the end...well, we felt we got more nothing. Basically just a recap of everything that had already been explained, given by an uninteresting man that we came upon through uninteresting circumstances.
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