Office Christmas Party (2016)

Karan Soni: Nate

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Quotes 

• Tracey Hughes : [beginning her pitch for AnyWair]  What's the most annoying thing about the Internet?

  Jeremy : Pictures of peoples' kids.

  Joel : Linked-ln invites.

  Nate : My girlfriend's always on it.

  [tries to convince everyone] 

  Nate : I have a girlfriend.

  Fred : The lack of Asian male representation in porn.

  Jeremy : Grumpy Cat. It's like... It's Garfield.

  Fred : Oh, you know? That orange with the human dick?

• Nate : [to the girls Tim and Drew are trying to seduce]  They're full of shit, okay? They're not your soulmates. They just hacked your Facebook.

  Tim : [to the girls]  That's horseshit!

  Drew : Unbelievable. So uncool.

  Tim : [as the girls get up to leave]  Hey, wait!

  Drew : No, no, no! Girls!

  Wendy : [to Tim and Drew]  I knew you didn't like the Gilmore Girls.

  [the girls leave] 

  Nate : [to Tim and Drew]  Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him.

  Tim : Come on, why would we help you, dude? Seriously?

  Drew : Yeah, why would we help you?

  Nate : [grabs Tim by the collar]  Because I'm your fucking boss, and I'm telling you to.

  Drew : [turns to Mary]  He can't touch him!

  Mary : I'll allow it.

• Tim : Nate, what's up, man? Did you see? Significant others are welcome at the party.

  Drew : Look at that. Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca.

  Nate : Yeah. Um, oh, shoot. Uh, except she's working late tonight. Modelling.

  Tim : Is she shooting the cover... of "Full of Shit" magazine?

• Drew : [speaking with a British accent]  The English band, the Arctic Monkeys? You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, you were like, "I can't go," because you couldn't get a babysitter?

  Allison : Did you hack into my emails? Get the fuck out of here! And never use that British accent again!

  [Drew leaves] 

  Nate : [sees her, stops]  Allison, are you okay?

  Allison : No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?

  Nate : Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.

• Nate : Uh, hey, there are actually some guys I want you to meet?

  Savannah : Ok, great. Lets just work out the money thing first. Yeah?

  Nate : Uh, I already gave Trina $200.

  Savannah : Oh yeah, that's just for the first hour. If you want me the rest of the night it's gonna be another $2,000.

  Nate : 2 grand! No! No, wait. The website clearly said it was $200 for the whole night.

  Savannah : Do I look like I'm $200 a night?