Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Wet (2010)

David Krumholtz: Dr. Vincent Prochik

Quotes 

• Dr. Vincent Prochik : [Benson was accidentally dosed with psychedelic mushrooms]  Glad to see you're okay, Olivia. Fungi should never hurt anyone.

  Detective Olivia Benson : [to Stabler]  Get anything useful yet?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Uh, no, but I've had it about up to here with the... "subtle and the disgusting"?

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Subtle and the gross, detective. Gross as in big, like gross profit. Have you ever been on a beach?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [sotto to Benson]  You see, watch this. He keeps doing these sudden mental pivots.

• Dr. Vincent Prochik : Lindsay Elding. She wanted to privatize water. It's a resource that belongs to everyone.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Doesn't justify murder.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Oh, I agree. I hate to say it but... Yay! She's dead!

  Detective Olivia Benson : She had a daughter, Dr. Prochick. Who's now gonna grow up without a dad.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : [Correcting Benson]  You mean a mom?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : A mother. That you dosed with several kinds of South American mushrooms. Your specialty.

  [Stabler slides a photograph across the table to Prochik] 

  Detective Elliot Stabler : We have a photo that puts you at the scene.

  Detective Olivia Benson : [Suddenly delirious]  At Niagara Falls? Ring a bell?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Benson]  Detective, are you okay?

  Detective Olivia Benson : [still delirious]  We saw you on the roof with your gunmen.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : What's going on?

  Detective Olivia Benson : I'm not the one who stabbed the Captain with a pickle!

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Uh-oh. Let me look at you.

  [Stabler intervenes and holds off Prochik] 

  Detective Elliot Stabler : I need you to back off.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : [to Benson]  Let me see your eyes.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Prochik]  You, stay there.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Quick, catch her. She's gonna fall.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [Benson starts to pass out but Stabler catches her]  Liv. Liv! Get a bus! We need a bus! Officer down!

• Judge Miranski : [Stabler walks away from the judge, having failed to get a recess before the judge turns his attention back to Prochik]  Continue, Dr. Prochik

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Uh, yes. I killed the Cola Queen. Because she was trying to play God. Who shall live and who shall die?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [removes his suit jacket, clearly faking]  I'm hot.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Our very survival depends on fresh water.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [removing his tie]  Oh, boy is it hot in here.

  Judge Miranski : [sternly]  Detective Stabler!

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [unbuttoning his shirt]  Are you hot in here? I didn't order that pizza. I didn't order that pizza. I don't even like anchovies.

  Judge Miranski : Detective!

  Detective Elliot Stabler : All I want to do is get to the Garden.

  Judge Miranski : That's it. I find you in contempt. Officers, restrain this man.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : Your Honor, Detective Stabler was exposed to neurotxic mushrooms in the line of duty. He is not in compos mentis.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [being taken out by the court officers]  Your Honor, Al and Mike and Todd were gonna go water skiing at the Garden.

  Judge Miranski : Call an ambulance.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : I didn't order that pizza. Your Honor, I'm not even a fan of anchovies. Boy, is it hot in here.