- Eli Schwartz: Guys, as much as I love fraternity life, and I do - I love it - I need my sleep, man.
- Joel Harrington: Yeah, you also need to learn to sleep in more than your underpants. And seriously, lavender?
- Eli Schwartz: [Looks down at his lavender briefs] Yes, lavender. Okay, according to the Cosmo sex quiz, chicks dig the pastels.