The Lords of Salem (2012)
Sheri Moon Zombie: Heidi Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Megan : [reading Heidi's palm] You must make peace with your subconscious desires.
Heidi Hawthorne : Really? What desires?
Megan : The wicked thoughts burning inside your head and exploding in the juices between your legs. The darkness within your very soul. The only reason you exist.
Heidi Hawthorne : Uh, I think I'll make peace with those desires later. I really should be getting upstairs now.
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Priest : Why are you in here?
Heidi Hawthorne : I don't know. I was walking by with my dog and I thought I would just come in and sit for a minute. Is that okay? Are you closed?
Priest : No. We never close. God is always open and ready to listen.
Heidi Hawthorne : I just needed to sit.
Priest : Yes, it is a nice place to just come and sit.
Heidi Hawthorne : Yeah, it's nice.
Priest : [puts his hand on Heidi's back] You're a very sad girl.
Heidi Hawthorne : Yeah... I think I should get going.
[the priest grabs Heidi]
Heidi Hawthorne : Ow! What the fuck?
Priest : You have to understand that there is a war waging in Heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon and his serpents, but God does not spare angels when they sin but sends them to Hell.
[Priest unzips his pants and forces Heidi's head downwards]
Priest : You are a filthy whore of Satan. Christ can't save you. Only I can save you! Oh, you must no longer offer worship and sacrifice to the goat idols to whom you prostitute yourself. You must understand what the Lord has done for you and how He has supreme mercy on your soul!
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Herman Jackson : Can you explain the philosophy behind your music?
Count Gorgann : Our philosophy is to expose the lies of the Christian whores and Jesus, the true bringer of death.
[Heidi and Herman Salvador laugh]
Count Gorgann : We are not the crying sheep of God, we are the mighty goat.
Heidi Hawthorne : Why the goat? Why not the pig?
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador : According to Mr. Chow's menu I was born in the Year of the Pig.
Heidi Hawthorne : Ah, good lo mein.
Herman 'Whitey' Salvador : Ni hao ma.
[Heidi laughs]
Count Gorgann : The goat has free will and for that reason he will always be punished by the oppressor, God. God must die. God is the unholy pig. We serve the butcher.
Herman Jackson : OK...
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Heidi Hawthorne : I just saw the tenant like 10 minutes ago standing in the doorway.
Lacy Doyle : Oh, I hate to break it you but there is no person in number 5.
