Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Charlie Kilgore: Lazy-Eye

Photos 

Quotes 

• Lazy-Eye : What's your real job, sir?

  Scout Master Ward : I'm a math teacher.

  Lazy-Eye : What grade?

  Scout Master Ward : Eighth.

  Lazy-Eye : Do you need a PhD for that?

  Scout Master Ward : Lazy-Eye, no, but you know what? We're actually in the middle of something here, in case you didn't notice. One of our scouts is missing and that's a crisis. Anybody else? Redford.

  Redford : What if he resists?

  Scout Master Ward : Who?

  Redford : Shakusky, are we allowed to use force on him?

  Scout Master Ward : No, you're not. This is a non-violent rescue operation. Your mission is to find him, not to hurt him, under any circumstances. Am I making myself understood?

  Scout Master Ward : I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is real my job. Scout Master, Troop 55. I'm a math teacher on the side.

• Panagle : I like his girl.

  Panagle : She's too scruffy for me.

  Nickleby : Supposedly, they got to third base.

  Lazy-Eye : That's not true. He just felt her up.

  Roosevelt : Over-shirt or under-shirt?

• Lazy-Eye : Can we give them the nickles? I'm worried about their Future.