Peep Show (TV Series)

New Year's Eve (2010)

Camilla Beeput: Zahra

Quotes 

• Zahra : OK, the truth is, I came here to tell you that Ben and me, we're finished. I... I found out he slept with someone else.

  Jeremy Usborne : God. Who would have sex with Ben? Apart from you, obviously.

• Zahra : Maybe we should just accept defeat, resign ourselves to a bit of Jools Holland?

  Jeremy Usborne : No, not the Hootenanny. Never the Hootenanny. We're better than that. We are going to this party!

• Super Hans : Oi, Jez! What the fuck?

  [makes the "penis entering vagina" hand signal] 

  Super Hans : Yoko says you were giving it all that at Big Suze's.

  Zahra : What? Jeremy, were you?

  Jeremy Usborne : God, no! It wasn't sex, you know, it was just... sexy hand signals.

  Zahra : Why were you giving her sexy hand signals?

  Jeremy Usborne : I... it was all a misunderstanding. I was in the kitchen, and I might have done a...

  [does the "OK" hand signal] 

  Jeremy Usborne : ... like that, for "OK", yeah? And then, there were lots of little sausages around, so maybe I put the sausage in the "OK" to ask "Would you like to put a sausage in your mouth?"

  Super Hans : You mean, see if she wanted to put a sausage in her mouth and then take it out and then put back it in again!

  Jeremy Usborne : Yeah!

  Super Hans : You know how I feel about her. You're gonna fucking pay for this.

  Jeremy Usborne : Look, it's not my fault she doesn't speak English! This kind of thing probably happens the whole time at the UN!