John Dies at the End (2012)

Doug Jones: Roger North

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• Roger North : Do the bees know they make the honey for you, or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

• Roger North : Have you ever noticed, when you hear a word for the very first time in your life, you will hear that word again within twenty-four hours? Do you ever wonder why you sometimes see a single shoe lying alongside the road?

  [Dave clicks in the car's cigarette lighter] 

  Roger North : [now with a tear having escaped from his right eye]  I've been watching you for some time, but there are great gaps in my knowledge. Do you know I once observed a man who masturbated until he bled? Did he want to do that? And you, when you're alone...

  [Dave grabs the car's lighter, slams on the brakes, and burns the creature under his shirt with the lighter. He pulls it out and looks at it as its twin eyes on stalks as the two concentric mouths of teeth flare outward and its slit of a mouth inside roars. He throws it out the window, punches Roger, gets the gun and holds it under Roger's chin] 

  Dave : Okay. Okay. This thing I got pointed at you, do you know what it does?

  Roger North : [nervous]  I... believe I have an idea, yes.

  Dave : And are you familiar with the old human saying, "I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard"?

  Roger North : [confused]  I don't... believe I... do.

  Dave : Well, maybe you'll hear it again in the next twenty-four hours if you don't try to fuck with me.