- The Creature: An ancient creature, drenched in the blood of the innocent, drifting in space through an endless shifting maze. For such a creature, death would be a gift.
- Rory: But that's my favourite car. How did you know that was my favourite car?
- The Doctor: You showed me a picture once and said "That's my favourite car".
- Gibbis: Oh, I was at work. I'm in Town Planning. We're lining all the highways with trees so invading forces can march in the shade.
- Amy Pond: "Let's go to Ravan-Skala," he says. "The people are 600 feet tall, you have to talk to them in hot air balloons, and the Tourist Information Centre is made of one of their hats," he says. I'm sorry, I don't see any huge hats.
- The Doctor: [giddy] Amy, Beaky, this could be the most exciting thing I've ever seen!
- Rory: You're kidding.
- Amy Pond: How can you be excited about a rubbish hotel on a rubbish bit of Earth?
- The Doctor: Because, assembled Ponds, this is not Earth. This has just been made to *look* like Earth. The craftsmanship involved... can you imagine?
- Amy Pond: What? Then where are we?
- The Doctor: I dunno. Something must've yanked us off course. Look at the detail on that cheese plant!
- [the Doctor takes a long whiff of one of the plant's leaves]
- Rory: Right, but, who would mock-up an Earth hotel?
- The Doctor: Colonists, maybe, recreating a bit of home, like when ex-pats open up english pubs in Majorca.
- [the Doctor takes a bite out of an apple he's picked up]
- The Doctor: No, whoever did this, I'm shaking his/her hand/tenticle.
- The Doctor: Okay, this is bad. At the moment, I don't know how bad, but certainly we're three buses, a long walk and eight quid in a taxi from good.
- The Doctor: You haven't seen the last of me. "Bad Penny" is my middle name. Seriously, the looks I get when I fill in a form...
- Rita: You are a medical doctor, aren't you? You haven't just got a degree in cheese-making or something...
- The Doctor: No. Well, yes. Both, actually.
- Lucy Hayward: [Prologue] My name is Lucy Hayward. And I'm the last one left. It's funny. You don't know what's going to be in your room until you see it. Then you realize it could never have been anything else. The gaps between my worship are getting shorter. This is what happened to the others. It's all so clear now. I'm so happy. Praise him. Praise him.
- The Doctor: I take it from the pathological compulsion to surrender, you're from Tivoli.
- Gibbis: Yes the most invaded planet in the galaxy. Our anthem is called, "Glory to - insert name here".