Rock & Chips (TV Series)

Five Gold Rings (2010)

Paul Putner: Gerald 'Jelly' Kelly

Quotes 

• DI Thomas : You know, I was hoping that after all this time, your subconscious would let go of its little sea of memories. So let's give it another try, shall we?

  Gerald 'Jelly' Kelly : Shouldn't our lawyer be present?

  DI Thomas : Only if you're frightened of something.

  Freddie Robdal : We used to blow up German battleships, so you two dribblers couldn't make us jump in a haunted house.

• Freddie Robdal : Our lawyer was applying for bail first thing this morning.

  DI Thomas : I know. First thing this morning I called the magistrate, Mr Colinwood, and opposed your bail. I can't release two old sea dogs like you. First smell of the sea and you'll be sailing off to God-Knows-Where. So I'm sorry, boys, but it's jail, not bail.

  Gerald 'Jelly' Kelly : Oh, would that be ex-Commodore Colinwood? Late of the Royal Navy?

  Freddie Robdal : Commodore Colinwood who presented us with our Commendations for Bravery?

  [Long pause] 

  DI Thomas : [Irate]  Bollocks!