Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Pointy End (2011)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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• Shagga : How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?

  [a pause] 

  Tyrion Lannister : In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

  [Shagga bursts out laughing. Tyrion and Bronn smile] 

• [Tyrion is whistling as he and Bronn walk through the Vale] 

  Bronn : Will you shut up? There's hill tribes all around here.

  Tyrion Lannister : If I'm going to die, it may as well be with a song in my heart.

  Bronn : I should just take your food and leave you here. Eh? What would you do then?

  Tyrion Lannister : Starve, most likely.

  Bronn : You don't think I'd do it, do you?

  Tyrion Lannister : What do you want, Bronn? Gold? Women? Golden women? Stick with me and you'll have them all, for as long as I'm around and not a moment longer. But you knew that. That is why you so valiantly took up arms to defend my honor.

  Bronn : Fair enough. But don't go looking for me to bend the knee and "m'lord" you every time you take a shit. I'm not your toady and I'm not your friend.

  Tyrion Lannister : Though I would treasure your friendship, I'm mainly interested in your facility with murder. And if the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this: whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.

  [Tyrion continues whistling]