Turbo (2013)
Snoop Dogg: Smoove Move
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Quotes
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Chet : Is this really necessary?
Smoove Move : No, but where's the fun in that?
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Smoove Move : The name is Smoove Move, I set the tone around here, you diggy dig? But right about now, I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow
[swivels in slow motion]
Smoove Move : motion baby!
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Whiplash : Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.
Smoove Move : Yeah, bills.
Burn : Paid in full, son
Whiplash : So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.
Turbo : [smirks] Join your crew?
Whiplash : Did I say something humorous?
Turbo : Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.
[the Snail Crew were offered]
Skidmark : Really? To our faces?
Chet : [whispering] Theo, what are you doing?
Whiplash : Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
Chet : Heard what?
[laughs nervously]
Chet : I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?
Turbo : Oh, I meant what I said.
Whiplash : Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!
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Smoove Move : Hey, T. You gonna be okay without them fancy magic super-powers?
Turbo : Sure. Never stopped any of you.
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Whiplash : That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.
[White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo]
Whiplash : Now this is how it's done. Air jack!
Smoove Move : Jactivate!
[imitates air jack]
Whiplash : Lube!
Skidmark : [rubs lip balm on Turbo's foot] Apply liberally.
Whiplash : Detailing!
Burn : Wax on, wax off!
[rips wax paper]
Turbo : Ow!
Whiplash : Fuel!
White Shadow : Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Whiplash : Foot massage!
Burn : You know it!
Whiplash : Relaxing vibes.
Smoove Move : Own it, brother.
[plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC]
Whiplash : Now relax those vibes!
[Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones]
Turbo : Are you crazy?
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo] Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?
Turbo : I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo again] Are you a car?
Turbo : No?
Whiplash : Are you a car?
Turbo : No!
Whiplash : Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!
[the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off]
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Smoove Move : He ain't slow no mo'!
Skidmark : That's for sho'!
Smoove Move : Shut the do'!
Skidmark : Get on the flo'!
White Shadow : Barbecue sauce!
[the Snail Crew were confused]
