- Sergeant John Munch: [after they put the perp in the back of the squad car, Munch looks at Fin and asks] Did he just threaten my hypothetical sister?
- Ed Tucker: [to Stabler about Hunter] You shoved him against a wall, making mention of a cavity search.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: No, that was his lame joke.
- Ed Tucker: You came up behind him.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: To uncuff him.
- Ed Tucker: You slid your hands between his legs.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: You've been watching too much porn.
- Ed Tucker: Hunter cried out for help. He asked you to stop, saying stop touching his junk.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: He was setting me up!
- Ed Tucker: Then why didn't you report him first?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Because it was an asinine prank by a 14-year-old punk that only a moron with an axe to grind would ever believe.
- Captain Donald Cragen: Do you need a remedial English course, Elliot? How do I make you understand the words "Stay away from Hunter Mazelon"?
- Olivia Benson: [When Elliot is accused by Hunter of molestation] This is obviously gonna work out. You're innocent.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: That doesn't matter. As soon as you're smeared with something like that, the stink doesn't go away.
- Odafin Tutuola: [about Hunter] Mikasen and Vitalie had him in the back of their car. We're following them Next thing you know, the kid comes flying out the window.
- Hunter Mazelon: I can't breathe.
- Odafin Tutuola: You're lucky to be alive, idiot.
- Hunter Mazelon: The other women I hurt, that wasn't me. I don't know why I kept doing those things.
- Olivia Benson: I do.
- Hunter Mazelon: I wanted to stop. I thought if I confronted Ellen and made her tell me why she did those things to me, I thought it would end, but she wouldn't tell me. At least she'll never do it to anyone else. Neither will I. I think I'm gonna be all right. I think I'm gonna be okay now.
- Kathy Stabler: [Olivia calls Elliot in the middle of the night] Elliot, your *work wife* is on the phone.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Hunter as he walks him to a holding cell] You're staying in here till your mom shows up.
- Hunter Mazelon: Screw you. I'm claustrophobic.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Then why were you hiding in a woman's closet?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Hunter after he was holding a knife] When an officer tells you to drop a weapon, do it.
- Bree Mazelon: [to Hunter on the phone] Oh, honey, you don't sound fine. Your speech is slurred.
- Hunter Mazelon: That's because I've been drinking, you dumb cow.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Mrs. Mazelon] Are you in the habit of smacking your child around?
- Hunter Mazelon: No. Her weapon of choice is a verbal tongue lashing.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Hunter] So how'd your twisted little fairy tale play with I.A.B.?
- Bree Mazelon: Stay away from my son, you pervert!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: You know he made it up.
- Hunter Mazelon: You know, I saw your file on Lieutenant Tucker's desk. It was pretty thick. How many other guys have you been a little too friendly with?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Mrs. Mazelon] Has your son ever been taught his actions have consequences?
- Bree Mazelon: Hunter, let's go.
- Hunter Mazelon: No, why don't we stay here and listen to some more parenting advice from a child molester.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Mrs. Mazelon] You let him lie and charm his way out of trouble. You're not doing him any favors.
- Hunter Mazelon: Bye, Bree. Thanks for selling me out. Bye, cops. I hope it's you, Detective Stabler. If it is, I'm gonna do your job for you, you giant douche.
- Ed Tucker: Maybe you stayed at the dance too long Detective. What's the Nietzsche quote? "Those who fight monsters be careful lest you become a monster."