A heavily armed Rantdog rants about why Zombies are cool and why Twitch should just shut-up and listen. Twitch is gaged and tied to a post. Next to Twitch, a pile of rotting zombies, and a freshly dug grave. Its marked by a headstone carved 'RIP Twitch'. Twitch struggles to untie his bonds as Zombies attack. Rantdog defending his buddy from the brain-cravers, as he blasts the undead as he professes his love for the undead. Will Twitch learn to love Zombies? Does Rantdog love Zombies too much? Does Rantdog love slow Zombies or slow Zombies?