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Quotes
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Earl Devereaux : I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!
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Earl Devereaux : Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
Brent : [covering Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?
Barb : Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
Manny : Chester thinks you're a monkey.
Barb : Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
Sam Sparks : But he calls you a monkey.
Manny : It is true, he does.
Barb : He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
Sam Sparks : If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
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Earl Devereaux : [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!
[Sucks tear back into eye]
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Earl Devereaux : I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!
Brent : I wish I've brought a fresh one!
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Earl Devereaux : Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
[cuts the web of cheese, it farts]
Earl Devereaux : That was the cheese.
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Earl Devereaux : [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him