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You know when you first watched Jaws, how long it took you to get back into water? Now after watching this movie, I don't know how long it will take me to be able to watch another one!

It's not just the creature didn't exist in History but the acting was bad, actors were not even attractive, scenario, casting, graphics, synopsis, direction,... etc! I really don't know where to start! I want to warn everyone.. if you are going to watch it... "DO NOT WATCH IT"

Now to answer golfpunk's question about who would give this movie a great review, simply the actors and the director!

I wish there was a lower grade than 1 to give you guys but there ain't!

short messages: 1- actors; please stop acting 2- Director; you should change career... do anything else! 3- Writers; How? Just how you have had the courage to write something that bad?! 4- Graphics guys; I used to do these graphics 15 years ago on a 486 machine with 3D under DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is another millennium if you know what I mean!

I feel abused after watching this movie!

Wow. no words can describe how powerful a film this is. Carmen Electra as a doctor? Pure genius. I was so convinced of her acting, I actually looked up her to see when she got her doctorate. Turns out, she isn't a real doctor, which I find hard to believe, because of how expertly she bandaged that guys leg that one time.

I did not expect the black guy, the arrogant jock, and the skinny dippers to die. That came out of nowhere.

Now onto the plot. I was taken by surprise when their boat was damaged. I started thinking: what if the two-headed shark showed up? sure enough, it did. I started worrying that they would all die, when suddenly they find an island to get to. I kept thinking the movie would be short, and that they would just stay on the island, but like a gift from god, the experienced screenwriters thought to have the island sink! wow. I was stunned. By now your probably thinking, how can this movie get any greater? Well, the main protagonist chi You may think a two headed shark wouldn't be very streamlined. well, you're wrong. Its plenty fast, and who knew twice the heads would mean twice the teeth? I sure didn't think of that, until one of the cast mentioned it in the movie. i was like "aw damn, shes right! this thing is twice as scary a jaws!"But luckily, this also makes it twice the movie! did not regret finding this on netflix. This is going on my shelf right next to Shawshank Redemption and Schindler's List.

Okay, let me just put this out there; I gave it 2/10 because it made me laugh. Now, lets look at why it made me laugh.

The simple fact of in the beginning of the movie a 2-headed shark jumps out of the water and kills the only two remotely interesting characters in the entire film by swallowing them whole.

Definition of remotely interesting: two chicks in bikinis who know how to rock the waves on wave-boards while being towed by a speedboat. They aren't the kind of girls you would never see doing this and to be honest it is pretty sweet the stunts they pull off. These are the kind of girls you want to sit down and talk to. You want to ask them what got them into the sport, how long they have been doing it, can you teach me how? Those kind of girls. So, in the start of the film the stage is set with three guys recording these two chicks who you want to get to know.

SORRY, but they don't even get the chance to talk, they just die. Now, they can be swallowed whole by the shark but for some reason the shark can't swallow the three guys who were in the boat whole. That makes a lot of sense right? More or less, after the two chicks on wave-boards die the movie becomes boring and full of laughs. You will laugh only to entertain yourself as you question why you have continued to watch the movie another second.

The female characters that replace the two wave-boarders make your brain melt as they are hardly interested in being athletic, obviously fun to hang out with, and having the IQ to realize doing something besides screaming is a good idea. All they do is pop their tits out into the camera and smile...or scream...or rid you of their existence.

I tossed on the spoiler tag --but to be honest-- the movie spoils itself.

By the start of this movie, you will be begging the two headed shark to eat everyone in that yacht, and save room for the producer, director, and anyone who invested money in this movie. The movie makes a lot of dubious statements and the script makes a great deal of common sense errors. The plot is real simple; two headed shark meets a boat load of hot college students... bimbo happy meal ensues.

Ah, so lets get on with the real stupid science. The two head shark can change its size. The animal appears to be able to scale itself for the needed work to be done. The shark in some scenes is as big as a truck, yet is able to sneak up on people wading in waist deep water completely unseen. This creature is able to bite or punch holes in an 80 foot metal yacht. It roars like a lion and not only attacks its prey but plays with it like a kitten with a ball of yarn. Fine... enough with the crappy shark.

Next we have people who are in college aboard a huge boat and they hit a dead fish in the water and it is being pushed by the bow. Any boat captain is going to stop the engines and find out what they hit and clear it off. Common sense right? Instead they continue to push the dead carcass through the water and the professor attempts to snag it with a boat hook.

While the boat is being "repaired", the kids go ashore an atoll and look for scrap metal... They find plenty of neat stuff even a gun, gasoline, and two more boats. They discover the atoll is sinking??? Sinking uh gee professor do you think there might be some coconuts we can use to make a telephone and call for help?

Later in the story with half the students on the sinking atoll, the brilliant college professor says, "The kids are in danger!" So the two crewmen (who don't speak English) the professor and his doctor girlfriend get into the dingy and head for the atoll. Why on Earth would you send a full dingy to rescue a dozen people from a sinking island. This left the huge boat empty and no one fixing their only way home.

We get treated by weird bimbo science near the end of this film as we learn that a can of gasoline makes huge fireball explosions when bitten by a shark. If you like movies where the science never makes sense or the motive behind peoples actions is highly questionable, this is your movie.

"2-Headed Shark Attack" is an intriguing entry within the oeuvre of The Asylum's output. Much of the studio's modern output draws inspiration from televisual storytelling; namely the presentation of conflict immediately without the slower context a film allows. The result is the viewer feels as if she is watching a random episode of a TV show without the benefit of context.

2-Headed Shark Attack's script would read as if it were like that. Yet the film has a cinematic feel. It does this with its beautiful scenery of the Florida coast and its numerous shots of hot babes. The actors aren't always filmed in close ups because nature is beautiful and free. The lack of a restriction for a TV network means that the filmmakers can indulge in the more lurid, lingering shots of tits that gives the film a spark of cinema lacking in so many other of The Asylum's films.

The script plays as a genre picture. The shark of this film happens to have two heads. Not that we care. It does lead to some fun set pieces some of which are practical. I especially like the scene where the ocean orgy girls are simultaneously eaten. Blood spews from their mouths and they disappear into the water. It's nice that no explanation is offered for the shark. It's only there as a plot device and needs no explanation because no one really cares.

The film suffers from poor editing. On the Blu Ray I watched, certain frames appear to be missing as if someone lost a reel. That is obviously not the case as this is a digital film. The lack of polish is actually helpful in distinguishing this as a film and not a TV show. A film can be thrown together by a hack on vacation for a quick buck and most shows have a boardroom mentality backing them. Someone at least had a great vacation making this movie. The kids seem like they had fun too.

The CGI is surprisingly poor even in the context of the genre. It has that stop motion look old CGI had that makes you wish you were watching actual stop motion. The shark also seems to change size whenever the script demands someone die in a specific manner. Due to how frequent the attacks occur, the repeated use of the same isolated, CGI image is tiresome. If you recall watching films in the 90's, you will remember when CGI was disconnected from anything happening in the real world. Such happens here. The dissonance is broken by occasional close ups of the shark's mouth in isolation which don't look that bad. It's just a shame that we don't get to see the prop munch anyone. Bad CGI is just hard to swallow even when compared to bad props. It is why a film like "2-Headed Shark Attack" is worse that an equally terrible film like "Monster Shark."

Hey it is not the greatest movie but the eye candy, male and female, is really nice, at least the female ones in my eyes. Thank goodness for the subtitles when the two crewmen talk. I have no idea what language they are speaking but I like them in the movie.When the ship and the crew/passengers make landfall on the island things pick up with the need to repair the hull. Of course the woman doing the repairs gets chewed up and killed. A lot of the scenes are predictable, again the eye candy makes it worth watching in my humble opinion. Of course the dumb students do stupid things and get killed off. But what the hey it looks good. Why it only got one star is beyond me. Overall I enjoyed it. Of course a two headed great white is a bit much, only on the SyFy channel.

Perfectly wretched syfy/The Asylum killer shark movie has the kind of Z-grade cast something named "2-Headed Shark Attack" deserves. I mean, Carmen Electra has no other reason to exist except to strike a pose in a bikini on the deck of the ship which is carrying marine students (some of them wouldn't be able to pass Liberal Arts, much less anything to do with Marine tech) out into the ocean, soon encountering the titular shark with heads side by side, a mutated beast in the open water ready to chomp on stupid people. Well, this film has plenty of attractive young adults (most of who act like five year olds) for the two-headed shark to feast on one chomp at a time.

Anyway, Brooke Hogan gets to stab away at these sharks and live while practically everyone else is ripe for the pickings. Hogan, I have to admit, although cosmetic from head to toe, looks pretty hot, wearing (of course) a bikini top and short-shorts the whole entire running time (what, you think she was hired for her acting chops?). She is built as the star of this fiasco. Get this: the *other* O'Connell (okay, the guy tries, but he's in a hopeless situation; and his hurt leg scene is a woofer), Charlie, is a professor. Electra is his lady. Hogan is one of the students. David Gallegos is the "brainiac" that befriends Hogan (although she clearly wouldn't give this guy the time of day if they weren't so connected due to the disasters visited upon them) and has ideas on how to keep them alive. Geoff Ward is the douchebag jock with six pack abs. Ward, at one point, steals the ship after Hogan welds cracks in the hull! Ward also left students to die when sharks attack their smaller boat in the ocean while heading back to the ship. Hogan gives him a punch to the face for that piece of anti-heroism. The rest of the cast consists of scantily-clad girls (mostly) and a few guys. At least two of the guys in this do some heroic things while the rest are pathetic wastes of human skin.

You do get a lot of babes in bikinis: yep, objectified honeys with nothing else to do but look nice in bikinis. Come on, seriously, would you expect Nicole Kidman or Julianne Moore to show us tortured souls emoting the difficulties of life in something called, "2-Headed Shark Attack"? You get a casting call for 20-something girls choosing between this and porn, so the obvious choice to stay one step away from the latter by screaming as you are being attacked by a CGI two-headed mutant shark in the former seems like the more ideal option. So, how are the shark attacks, you ask? Yikes, are they lousy. The way the shark seems to have humans in their mouths (the rubbery, very close-up shots) only for the CGI water shots afterward showing nothing but blood misting. A lot of that is editing, really. The money involved in making a really thrilling series of shark attacks isn't what The Asylum is about. They are about a few decent shots of a menacing CGI shark, and then absurd effects involving cheesy violence that isn't the least bit convincing as victims are eaten. The island the group finds off the ship is suffering a series of earthquakes that will bring it into the ocean so it isn't a safe haven, either.

The way the shark leaps like a salmon out of the ocean has become a standard in this films, and the shock of victims feeling secure only to be devoured by the flying fishy predators is now lost. Hell, one moment where two girls feel like they are now safe after an earthquake momentarily stops, with them catching their breath on a walkway, the camera stays at a certain distance so long that any point of surprise regarding their demise is totally lost. These movies are a dime a dozen, and, for me personally, are so played out. Yet, there's an audience for them. This does have a lot of eye candy…that was my sole interest when all was said and done. The shark attacks become repetitive and unimaginative.

This extremely cheap Asylum film is a ridiculously silly yet fun summertime B-movie & it is watchable but it's also not a good film.

Big Boobs everywhere!!! I liked that part lol but the actual film is terrible & the "Acting" is atrocious but it's also not meant to be anything more than a silly fun B-movie creature feature & it is just that. Lots of summertime silly fun & it's enjoyable.

The shark is obviously extremely cheap crappy c.g.i for the most part & its just typical attractive folks getting munched.

Carmen Electra looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!! Sexy as hell, even more so now she's older in my opinion.

2-Headed Shark Attack is just a silly bit-of-fun & nothing more, the sequel "3-Headed Shark Attack" is actually better because it stars the legendary DANNY TREJO!!!

Okay, let's be clear, even from way before you sit down to watch this movie, you know it is going to be bad, really bad. Just the name of the movie alone is a dead ringer to that. But still, there is just something campy and cheesy about these type of low budget shark movies that are appealing in a way - it is like an accident scene where you just can't look away.

So where to begin with this movie? Well, why not with the very first time you see the shark? That had me laughing so hard that I nearly spilled my soda. Wow, that was awful. However, I will give the movie this much credit, there were actually some of the underwater scenes with the CGI shark that looked quite nice. But most of the time it was just downright bad. Some of the worst shark scenes was when its heads were above water and it was attacking people. The shark looked so horribly fake, and was made from what? Lycra? And the plastic teeth that bent in odd ways and directions when it bit into stuff, that was just priceless.

The setting of the movie; a group of students, along with their teacher and some boat workers were out at sea when running into a dead "Megamouth" shark that destroyed the boat's motor. Alright. Then suddenly the two-headed shark comes out to feast on the dead shark, and somehow this dead shark ends up way up on a beach on the nearby atoll, even though there was absolutely no waves or any means of which it could have gotten there. The two-headed shark somehow manages to break the boat's radio antenna, even though the antenna was on top of the boat and the two-headed shark was underwater. Yeah, very likely and plausible. Then the two-headed shark starts chasing the people and eating them - something from your average shark movie here. But wait, that is not enough. No, the people seek refuge on an atoll, but wait, there's more. Of course the atoll is sinking into the sea, sure, why not? But wait, there is still more, then suddenly out of nowhere comes a tsunami. Yeah, why not? Let's go fully overboard while we are at it. And the two-headed shark even manages to chase people on shallow water. It is strong enough to make a boat sink, but for some odd reason it has difficulty breaking through a wooden chapel that is submerged in shallow water.

Right, let's move on the acting. For most people in the movie they were actually doing decent enough jobs with their roles, and I do mean most of them. Let's single out Carmen Electra for a moment here, shall we? The reason she is in the movie, well we all just know why, don't we? Because it sure ain't for her acting talent. Try to notice how she touches and plays with her hair in every single scene she is in, and how she is constantly arching her back in ways no one ever walks or sits, just to draw focus on the sole reason why she is in the movie. And the few times she is put on the spot and have to act, wow! It was just unbearable to behold. I have seen TV soap opera actors put on better performances. Brooke Hogan (playing Kate) was the one actress who put on the most outstanding performance in "2-Headed Shark Attack".

And what was up with the teacher? He got a small scratched on his calf and his was crying worse than a baby and acting like a wounded sissy. That was hilarious.

Let's move back to the shark for a brief moment shall we? What was up with the growling? Shark don't growl. To add effect to an otherwise silent killer? Sure, might seem good on paper. But no, oh dear God, please no. Don't make sharks growl, snarl, hiss, or do whatever sounds might seem scary. It just doesn't work.

Now with all that out of my system, I have to say that I was still thoroughly amused with "2-Headed Shark Attack" and sat through it till the very end. Why? Well, because the movie was so ridiculous it was downright funny. Shark movies are cool, though most fail on an epic scale, and "2-Headed Shark Attack" failed with excellence. "2-Headed Shark Attack" is good for some really great laughs. It is funny to see how a movie of this caliber is trying to be serious. Having sat through the movie, I can honestly say that it is a movie that might actually be put on a second time around in order to show friends what a laugh this movie is.

This might be the greatest cinematic achievement of all time. This is one of the most unpredictable, beautiful, and breathtaking movies I have ever seen.

First, the plot goes like any other average teen horror movie. You expect since they are on the water, a shark will show up. Well, if you would assume that, then you are only partially right. What you probably didn't expect is that the shark would have two heads, which is what really sets this movie apart from the rest. It is a completely original groundbreaking idea that will be setting the standards for film makers for years to come.

Things start to go wrong, to the surprise of me and I'm sure everyone else who watched this film. The characters eventually get onto an island, which led me to believe that they were safe. This let me catch my breath for a slight second, only to have it taken away again by the twist that the island was sinking! After that detail was revealed, I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the movie.

The actors gave some of the best performances I have ever seen, especially Carmen Electra as the doctor. I didn't think she was a doctor, but I guess I was wrong. She pulled it off better than any actress in the history of film could.

The idea of a two headed shark in this movie is absolutely genius. It is an idea never before seen in a movie. The idea scared the hell out of me! I couldn't wrap the idea of a two headed shark around my head, so I started putting things together. I thought, "Okay, two headed shark. This means twice the eyes so it can see twice as well. Twice the brains so twice as smart. Also, twice the smell and senses of a normal one headed shark. And...NO WAY!!! TWICE THE TEETH!" The idea of how deadly a two headed shark can be convinced me never to swim in a lake or ocean ever again.

I would highly recommend this movie if you would like to see something completely original and innovative. This movie was a wild ride from start to finish that had me in absolute awe. This should go down as one of the all time classics that should be considered for numerous awards.