Ffion: For five days Liam. No call, no nothing.
Liam: So you fucked him after four days? That's heroic. I mean three days, that's admirable, but four days. I mean, you must have been gagging.
Ffion: I downplayed it, I fudged it...
Liam: You lied?
Ffion: Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam.
Liam: So how long did you go out with him for?
Ffion: Alright, about six months.
Liam: So not a week or a month, six months? The ever inflating romance?