Dumb and Dumber To (2014)

Rob Riggle: Travis, Captain Lippincott

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• Lloyd Christmas : Hey, you guys want to play "He Who Smelt It"?

  Harry Dunne : Yeah.

  Travis : What's that?

  Lloyd Christmas : It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.

  Harry Dunne : But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were passing a slaughterhouse.

  Lloyd Christmas : False fart!

  Harry Dunne : You lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts either.

  Travis : What, are you kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffin' you guys's farts like some kind of truffle pig. Forget it!

  Harry Dunne : Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.

  Lloyd Christmas : Yeah, head-to-head.

  Travis : How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart, and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?

  Lloyd Christmas : I thought you said you never played before.

  Harry Dunne : Yeah. Sound like he wrote the rule book.

  Lloyd Christmas : I think we might have a hustler, Har.

• Captain Lippencott : Where is the invention? WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BILLION DOLLAR INVENTION!

• Captain Lippencott : Why are you standing in the toilet?

  Harry Dunne : So you wouldn't see my feet.

  Captain Lippencott : Why not just stand on the rim?

  Harry Dunne : There's ball hairs all over that thing. I'm not stupid.

• Captain Lippencott : I thought those Canadian accents were a little shakey.

  Gus : Yeah? YOU try it.