- Max Black: Look, pets are not my thing. Okay? I already have something needy and fluffy that'll die if I don't take care of it: You!
- Caroline Channing: [Chestnut, the horse whinnying in the other room] Go, it's your turn to go check on him.
- Max Black: No, I went the last time and caught him eating my bra.
- Caroline Channing: Don't exaggerate. He only ate half of it.
- Max Black: Oh, I'm sorry, you are right. I should be more positive.
- [Doing voice]
- Max Black: One of my cups is half full!