- Sid: Unless you gay, every man has a deep biological urgency to see hot, butt naked women wrapped around metal poles, bra. That's science, bitch. I ain't makin' this up.
- Larry/Bartender: Brother! What do you think you're doing? What kinda place you think this is?
- Carol: Eating is just an elaborate farce to prolong the inevitable. I prefer to let my body waste away to dust.
- Mort: The way I look at it, before you were born, you're not alive. And after you die, you're not alive. Basically, it's just going back to being not alive.