2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Pop-Up Sale (2011)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Max Black : OH! T.A.T. Rings! No.

  Caroline Channing : I guess it's something that only people in the 'know' know, you know?

  Max Black : No.

• Caroline Channing : You're just taking advantage of people because the world economy is crashing.

  Elena : It's called Cash for Gold not Sympathy for Flat Chicks!

• Caroline Channing : Which ring should I sell? There's so much history in my lap.

  Max Black : I don't even wanna tell you about the history in my lap!

• Max Black : So, if those are your expensive rings what is all that other stuff you wear?

  Caroline Channing : Cheaper copies. You never wear the good stuff out in public!

  Max Black : Got it. Kinda like hiding the Banana Republic, and wearing the Gap.

• Elena : This ain't right, man. Two a.m. starts Earl time.

  Caroline Channing : Earl, here's your brandy.

  Elena : Okay, we're good now.

• Oleg : That little man disrespects me. H - He insult my food, my English, my "hyjane."

  Max Black : Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?

  Oleg : A hug would help.

  Max Black : If I hug you, will you go back to work?

  Oleg : Yes.

  Max Black : Two-second hug. I'm going in.

  [Max and Oleg hug, Caroline comes in] 

  Caroline Channing : Aw!

  [Max and Oleg pull away, Max's yellow shirt zipper is pulled down revealing her cleavage] 

  Caroline Channing : Uh...

  [Caroline points to Max's shirt revealing what had happened] 

  Max Black : [to Oleg]  How did you do that? Your hands never left my back!

  Oleg : I am like David Blaine of zippers.

  Max Black : I was trying to cheer you up.

  Oleg : You did.

• Caroline Channing : Hey.

  Max Black : Hey. What's that smell?

  Caroline Channing : I'm making cupcakes.

  Max Black : You lit the pilot light?

  Caroline Channing : Didn't have to. Look.

  [Max is shocked at the new oven] 

  Max Black : No way! The BlueStar in purple! What the- ? How could you afford that? You sold your TAT?

  Caroline Channing : Sold them all. Spent it on the oven, next-day delivery fee, and installation.

  Max Black : That woman gave you a better price?

  Caroline Channing : No, she pulled a gun on me. So I went to every gold store in Brooklyn, leveraged their offers against each other, until I got enough to buy the BlueStar.

  Max Black : You didn't have to do that.

  Caroline Channing : After what I did, There were no more words, only ovens. And our future means more to me than rings from my past. I told you, I'm in this for the long haul. And for the record, I hated lunch with those girls. I'd rather split a Kit-Kat in a bathroom with you any day.

  Max Black : I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was staring at my new boyfriend over there. I want to make out with it!

  [Max excitedly runs over to the new over] 

  Max Black : Ha, ha. Mm.

  [Max kisses the oven, burning her lips in the process] 

  Max Black : Ow, hot.

  [the oven dings] 

  Max Black : There is not a ding.

  Caroline Channing : There's a ding. My rings bought a ding. You want to hug me, don't you?

  Max Black : Yeah.

  Caroline Channing : But you're not gonna.

  Max Black : Yes, I am. But if you unzip my shirt, I'm gonna be pissed! Impressed but pissed.

  [Caroline and Max hug] 

• Max Black : [In the ladies room, where they're planning on having a "pop-up sale" on Caroline's rings]  Hold up. We've got a pooper in the third stall.

  Caroline Channing : Who shops, and then plops? I mean really!