The Final Girls (2015)

Adam Devine: Kurt

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• Kurt : What are you, a fag?

  Chris Briggs : My dads are gay, so shut the hell up.

  Kurt : Yeah, right! Gay guys can't have kids! They're too busy going to discos and having sex with each other. It's actually a pretty cool lifestyle.

• Kurt : By the way, what's with you and Max? Are you guys having sex? Because if not, I wouldn't mind bench pressing her with my dumbbell.

  Chris Briggs : Listen, brah, you're not bench pressing anyone with your dumbbell! If I so much as hear your dumbbell took a Pilates class...

  Kurt : What?

  Chris Briggs : I'm gonna cut it off.

• Mimi : Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?

  Kurt : Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons! Talkin' about her boobs. You guys get me, right?

• Kurt : [to Paula]  OH GOD, YOU KILLED DUNCAN! You smell great, by the way.

• Kurt : Oh, what's up, funbags?

  Vicki Summers : Funbags? Right. Yay, feminism.

• Kurt : Nice legs. What time they open?

• Kurt : Hey, where's you guys's suitcases? Because honestly, you're clothes, they're disgusting!

  Vicki Summers : Says the guy in the crop top.

• Vicki Summers : I am glad that you die!

  Kurt : What?

  Duncan : Nothing! What she meant to say was that we all die eventually. Technically, we start dying the moment we're born.

• Nancy : What does that tattoo mean?

  Kurt : It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.

• Nancy : Paula, you're just in time to start setting up for the slumber party!

  Kurt : Yeah, we took a vote and you get to share my sleeping bag.

  Paula : Thanks, Kurt, but I'm saving myself for someone who doesn't have a needle dick.

  Kurt : Yeah, right. It's like a hammer... dick, if anything. It's a sledgehammer.