South Park: The Stick of Truth (2014 Video Game)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Stephen Stotch, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Ned Gerblanski, Officer Barbrady, Phillip, Tuong Lu Kim, Santa Claus, Mr. Tweek, Pete, Underpants Gnomes, Mr. Hankey, Frog King, Sparrow Prince, Catatafish, Al Gore, Ned, Sergeant Yates, Big Bad Government Guy, Morgan Freeman, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Jimmy Valmer : [singing "The Maiden from Stonebury Hollow"]  There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow / She didn't talk much, but boy, did she swallow / I had a nice lance that she sat upon / The maiden from Stonebury who is also your mom.

• Eric Cartman : Don't ask why Kenny decided to be a chick, it just seems to be the way he's rolling right now.

• Al Gore : Let us fight to the death!

  Butters Stotch : We're gonna send you straight to Heck!

  Al Gore : Now let's see how you like sitting through a whole presentation on global warming!

  [using a slide show to attack them in the fight] 

• Al Gore : Gore-gasm!

• Tuong Lu Kim : [after being farted on by New Kid]  Smells like a Mongolian woman.

• Eric Cartman : Goddamn it, I have fucking authoritah!

• Ginger Boy : [defeated in battle by Douchebag]  Officer down! Officer down! Send backup!

  [through walkie-talkie] 

  Ginger Boy : I repeat, officer down! All hallway monitors to the right hallway!

  Mr. Mackey : Oh, God damnit!

  Craig Tucker : Heeeeere they come.

  Mr. Mackey : They aren't going to get you, Craig! You're not getting out of detention!

  Craig Tucker : I'll be out of here in ten minutes.

• Al Gore : What? I can't die! I was almost barely President!

• Santa Claus : I hope you haven't been farting on anyone's balls. That would be very naughty.

• Randy Marsh : It was very brave, what you did in that man's butthole.

• Jimmy Valmer : [Before playing "Brown Note"]  Here's a little ditty that will make your pants shitty.

• Eric Cartman : [New Kid hits an inflatable kiddie pool marked "Pool of Vision"]  Ah, I see you have found the Pool of Vision, gaze into it long enough and it will tell you your future.

  Eric Cartman : [New Kid hits the Pool of Vision again]  Careful, do not disturb the sacred waters.

  Eric Cartman : [New Kid hits the Pool of Vision again]  You are messing with powers you do not understand.

  Eric Cartman : [New Kid hits the Pool of Vision again]  Mom! The New Kid keeps trying to pop the Pool of Vision!

• Eric Cartman : [During battle]  ... and that's when I realized what I thought was a three-headed harpy gorgon was really Kyle's mom.

• Al Gore : Don't worry - I'm not here to hurt you. It's me - Al Gore! You know? Al Gore? I'm super important.

• Al Gore : Gore-tastic!

• Eric Cartman : Welcome, new kid. Your arrival was foretold to us by Coldwell Banker.