30 Rock (TV Series)
Dance Like Nobody's Watching (2012)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : Being a parent is like wearing your heart outside your body.
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Liz Lemon : I'm wondering why I received an email confirming my membership in a dating service called desperationships.com.
Jack Donaghy : Because after six years, I know you're depressed after spending the holidays alone.
Liz Lemon : I'm not depressed, Jack. And I don't need some dumb dating website.
Jack Donaghy : What if I told you your first match burned his groin off in an accident at his cake shop.
Liz Lemon : [gasps] ... No.