The Kings of Summer (2013)

Nick Robinson: Joe

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• Joe : Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.

  Biaggio : There's no point in me talking to her anyways.

  Joe : Why not?

  Biaggio : Joe, I'm gay.

  Joe : Are you sure?

  Biaggio : Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.

  Joe : That's not being gay, Biaggio.

  Biaggio : What?

  Joe : Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.

  Biaggio : Oh.

• Patrick : I can deal with the fact that the chickens are store bought. Okay? I can! But it really bothers me that the loaded potato isn't Biagio's recipe...

  Joe : No! No no, that actually really is. I- I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives.

• Joe : I don't trust that old guy.

  Biaggio : He has a shadow behind his eyes.

  Vicki : How long have you been standing there?

  Biaggio : Hello

  Joe : That's not an answer.

• Biaggio : Do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded.

  Joe : You haven't said a word the whole time.

• Joe : Ah... Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?

  Biaggio : Being in a situation where it's easier to lie but you choose to tell the truth.

  Joe : Hmm. Guess that's better.

• Joe : You made these?

  Biaggio : I did. It took very little time. Very few days.

• Frank : [busts the bedroom door open]  Tools, out of the driveway, now.

  Joe : [whispering]  I'm on the phone.

  Frank : Oh, I don't give a shit. Right now.

  Kelly : [on the phone]  Is everything okay there?

  [Frank grabs the phone] 

  Joe : No!

  Frank : Who is this? Patrick?

  Kelly : Kelly.

  Frank : Kelly. A girl. Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise.

  Joe : Dad.

  Frank : Listen, Joe, can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night.

  Kelly : Okay.

  Frank : [Frank hangs up the cellphone]  Tools Now, and if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer, I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.