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7/10
Very fine rom-com with attractive performers and a hoot turn by Naomi Judd
inkblot115 January 2015
Erin, Casey and Stella all decided on a June wedding so these gals are newly weds three times over. But, alas, problems arrive. Casey, who owns a dog care business and lives in the apartment right below, experiences woe when a former flame of her new hubby's applies for the job as his assistant. She gets it, ugh. Naturally, the husband doesn't see a problem. Stella, alas, discovers her mate is one domineering guy. Yes, he's wealthy and successful, so Stella had a secure feeling, but he soon resists her accepting a terrific job for herself, saying she doesn't need to work. Meanwhile, Dr. Erin has the difficult mother in law of all mothers in law, Renee (Naomi Judd) move in with her and her handsome husband. What results is no privacy, no peace. Into these situations comes an even greater curveball. It appears the minister who conducted all of their ceremonies passed away before he could sign the marriage certificates. NONE of them are truly married in the eye of the law. The gals learn this information and wait to tell their partners, for all of them are now having second thoughts about their futures together. Will these folks all walk down the aisle again in a month or so? This fun film has one attractive, talented cast although none of the stars is famous, except Judd, who is a hoot and a half as the domineering mama. Also quite gorgeous are the costumes, sets, and makeup jobs. Add on a clever script and a fine direction and the end game is a nice rom-com for all dedicated fans and even those who aren't.
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5/10
We're Not Married
boblipton13 January 2013
Three newly married women discover they are not actually married in this 2013 Hallmark Channel movie.

The same gimmick was used in a minor comedy in 1952, WE'RE NOT MARRIED and its appearance here is also a gimmick, permitting the makers to hold the sanctity of marriage at risk without using the ugly word "Divorce". The point here is laid out in the prologue: do you want a marriage or just a wedding? Although the focus is on the women, the serious point underlying this movie is that couples must talk and reach agreement.

Although the situations are sitcom material -- one has an evil mother in law, another has her old high school tormentor and ex-girlfriend of her husband working for him and the third has gotten a dog and he wants a baby -- all the actors are good looking and very competent. I wouldn't go looking for this one, but if you find yourself looking at it, you should stick until the end.
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7/10
Just a fun time
shobbs-8608116 January 2021
Ignore the bad reviews - if you want to laugh and be entertained, this is a fun movie...
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6/10
Different
Jackbv1231 March 2024
The most positive thing I will say about this movie is that it is unlike all the other usual Hallmark rom/com stuff. Much of the comedy is a little on the silly side for me, so this doesn't get top marks from me for that. As for romance, these couples have already reached the point of getting married, but I really wonder how any of them made it that far. We really don't get to see much of what brought them together. Even so, Erin and David seem like a good couple, but mom is so awful I don't see how Erin got past that to the altar. How did Stella not see Mark's domineering character? Casey and Nick might have been good together since what caused their problems doesn't show up until after the wedding. In their case, the basic red flag I see is Casey's insecurities.

I mentioned the silly humor. Much of it was based on over-exaggeration like some of the things the dog did, or Renee. There is definitely an audience for this kind of humor, but I like a little less over the top. There are some good lines.

There isn't much romance. Every time something romantic was about to happen, there would be either a comical or annoying interruption, or both. Given that, and splitting screen time among three couples, there's no real chemistry.

There is at least one thing that doesn't turn out like I expected. A twist, if you will, given the genre, but it made as much sense as anything else in the story.
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3/10
Not wedded bliss
Prismark107 February 2015
This Hallmark film starts out brightly when the priest speaks to the camera but once he collapses it rapidly descends downhill.

Erin, Casey and Stella all decided on a June wedding so these gals are newlyweds but it seems that the minister who conducted all of their ceremonies passed away before he could sign the marriage certificates. They will have to go through a ceremony again but some of them might have second thoughts after the first few weeks of marriage.

Casey gets upset when an ex-girlfriend gets a job working for her new husband. Erin a doctor finds that her mother in law is pushy and resents her for taking her son away. Stella has a rich but domineering husband who does not want her to have a career.

The film is derivative, fails poorly as a rom-com. The husbands are so bad you wonder why these ladies married them in the first place.
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3/10
Stupid and Maddening
rebekahrox12 April 2014
This Hallmark movie had no characters worth rooting for. All 3 of the husbands were class "A" stupid jerks. All of their better halves could have done so much better considering their beauty, overall niceness, and successful careers. But they still settled for their men with one (thank-God) exception with a minimum of grovelling on their part. Naomi Judd (why do women who aspire to be actresses freeze their faces?) is a truly evil pervert and her husband, oops, son, is so in her thrall and so weak and naive that words fail. She literally almost murders her daughter-in-law, a doctor, by the way, and all is forgiven after a not very believable apology. The solution to their little problem is that the couple pay her to move out of the house she should not have been in to begin with. Stupid girl #2 makes a fool out of herself longing for and stalking a husband who hires as his secretary his ex-high school sweetheart, "his first love," he tells her, who tortured and bullied his new (very cute) wife when they were teenagers. And he has the gall to leave her when she dares to call him on it. Our heroine #3, actually does not take her psychotically controlling male chauvinist future wife abuser back, even though he begs her (quite satisfyingly). She would have been OK had it not been for her devotion to her very irritating dog, causing a modicum of sympathy for the husband. It is hard to enjoy a movie when 5 out of 6 protagonists is worthy of nothing but contempt.
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3/10
A Slow Start Make for A Very Long Two Hours
garyhvizdak13 January 2013
Good acting, good cinematography, and good direction cannot save a boring screen play. During the first 85 minutes I wondered to myself several times whether it was worth it to continue watching. The only thing that kept me from turning off the TV was a made-up game I created, where I tried to guess the outcome.

I did enjoy the interactions between the three almost married couples, and the interactions between the three girl friends.

The three things that most detracted from the story were: 1) The dog. 2) The mother-in-law. 3) The ex-girlfriend. As written, these three characters were over-the-top to the point of being painful.
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10/10
One of My Favourite Movies Ever
MovieTVRomanceFan20 January 2019
This was one of the most entertaining films I've ever seen. It's one of the most unquie and different wedding movies I've ever seen. I loved watching the strong bond and friendship between Erin, Casey and Stella. They are all great girls and I loved watching their strong friendship throughout the entire film as the girls were all there for each other, especially since they found out they all weren't legally married. The husbands in the other hand were such jerks to their wives. They are lucky the girls decided to give their husbands a second chance... well most of them anyway.

Overall... I LOVE THIS FILM SO MUCH. IT'S TRULY A FANTASTIC FILM ANYONE WILL LOVE.
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4/10
It's three 1950's Romance Comics come to life
skippymagrue4 August 2018
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My brother gave me a compilation of the classic romance comics from the middle of the 20th century. There are three plot themes from these comics. #1: Overbearing husband wants the perfect trophy wife and makes her feel like a looser when she tries to think. #2: The wife feels like she has to compete with other women for her clueless husband's attention because of the evil designing woman trying to steal him. #3: The husband and the apron strings that were never cut. I think someone was reading them when they came up with the plot for this movie.
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4/10
It got better LOL
VetteRanger11 June 2023
The story is derivative, and I've seen a couple of treatments in movies from years ago. Couples who got married find out the marriages aren't legal because the minister forgot to sign and file the marriage certificates. In this case he had a heart attack before he could get the job done.

All three marriages already had some hiccups going on, and for some reason the writers decided it added tension for the three "wives" to get the official notice and not tell their "husbands" for a week. We didn't buy that particular piece of business.

Then a husband hides a job offer in the trash because he doesn't want his wife to work? Again, not believable.

All three strains were as cliche as they could be, but despite that the last act was tolerable.
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5/10
Worth the watch
jewelch12 January 2021
Good movie. great cast yes it is well worth the watch. James Welch Henderson, Arkansas 1/10/2021
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10/10
Entertaining
tinatalksavon15 January 2021
Sure this movie made the husbands out to be jerks and the M-I-L a nightmare, but it was still entertaining. There were a few sad moments, but many funny moments. Just an all around entertaining show.
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9/10
Nearlyweds in New Twist ***1/2
edwagreen18 July 2013
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While the theme of the movie regarding 3 friends who marry and then discover that the required paper work was never finished, yes, we've seen this theme before. What makes this movie so good? Usually, everything ends well after spats and all reconcile their differences. This was not to be the case in one of the marriages and although it's heartbreaking, it's dealt with realistically.

That being said, we have a fine movie here showcasing the girlfriend from before who suddenly appears and the traditional overbearing mother-in-law.

Sometimes opportunities present themselves so that remarriage is not possible. As stated, this happened in one of the cases and it was refreshing to see something different along a traditional theme.
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8/10
Entertaining and Insightful
athompsonblue28 February 2021
The movie portrays the important lesson that a wedding isn't a happy ending. It's just the start of a new journey, one that takes daily effort from both spouses. After the weddings and honeymoons, the three marriages run into trouble. It's mostly the husbands' fault. One husband takes his wife for granted, and becomes emotionally neglectful, heightening her sense of paranoia when his high school sweetheart becomes his secretary. Another husband hasn't learned to tell his manipulative, overbearing mother "No." And the third husband doesn't get on the same page as his wife regarding what she wants out of life. When it is discovered that the minister died before signing their marriage licenses, the relationships are made more fragile by the easy way out. All three girls are likable. They are kind people, and they're good friends who support each other. They deserve better than how their husbands, and the one mother-in-law, treat them. But the plotline comes to a satisfying conclusion, and I think all three girls make the right choice.
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10/10
A wedding movie for people who don't like wedding movies!
ginasharp26 August 2022
This is so fun! I typically don't tend to enjoy wedding movies but this one was super cute. All three girls stories were fun. They were so likable and the story was mainly about their experience being married not so much a wedding planner video. Their is a shop all for dog treats which was very interesting. Must for all HM fans.
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