Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (2012)
Bennett White: Bennett the Sage
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Oh, hi, Boba Fett.
Bennett the Sage : Nope.
Nostalgia Critic : [character takes off her helmet] Oh hi, Leia.
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Nostalgia Critic : Wait, wait, wait, wait... This movie has fans?
Bennett the Sage : Yeah. In fact, just recently it's been announced that plans are being made for a live-action remake.
Nostalgia Critic : They did that; it was called STAR WARS!
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Nostalgia Critic : Sage, what's that?
Bennett the Sage : Hell if I know.
Nostalgia Critic : It looks like it crawled out of the asshole of H.R. Geiger's nightmare.
Bennett the Sage : Nooooo, this looks like it crawled out of the asshole of H.R. Geiger's nightmare.
[cut to a robot monster with bugged-out eyes; scary music plays]
Bennett the Sage : It's the eyes, isn't it?
Nostalgia Critic : The eyes! What's up with the eyes?
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Nostalgia Critic : The things you review aren't well... you aren't well! I don't wanna watch some cop with grenades tied to his pubes or something!
Bennett the Sage : Oh Critic, have a little more faith in me than that. If I were to show you something from my... personal collection, it might very well kill you. And if you died, well... I'd have nobody to play with.
[flashes a slasher smile]
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Nostalgia Critic : It looks kinda stupid and silly, but not awful. No, I'm not afraid!
Bennett the Sage : Oh, you will be.