Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Gary, Agreeable Mob Member, Waffle
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[Plankton tiptoes across the Chum Bucket to get the key from a sleeping Patrick, who is the guard holding Karen prisoner. As he tiptoes, typical cartoon tiptoe sounds happen with each step he takes. Patrick tosses and turns in his chair. As Plankton stops and wonders to himself about the sound, the music keeps going. He looks up and sees SpongeBob playing a tiny piano]
Plankton : Will you stop playing that tiny piano? You're gonna get us caught!
[SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back with a nervous grin on his face]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [whispering] Sorry.
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard : Hah!
[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ah!
Plankton : That ain't good.
[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star : They're beautiful.
[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
[Patrick uses his mind to summon ice cream. Thunder crashes as he holds them, and... he starts eating them]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
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[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star : Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton : Isn't that your house?
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Patrick Star : SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick?
Patrick Star : Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star : [blocking the sun] Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down Bikini Bottom.
Patrick Star : Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Patrick, we blew it as a team.
Patrick Star : Nope. This one's on you.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks : If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick eat the cotton candy, and start laughing as they seem to run around the world... which turns out to be Sandy switching postcards for a background]
Sandy Cheeks : Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their faces. Squidward looks relieved]
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[while SpongeBob struggles to get the formula from Past Plankton...]
Past SpongeBob : If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton : Something moronic?
Past SpongeBob : Wow.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : A giant hairy porpoise - beached! It's suffering. The poor thing.
Mr. Krabs : We need to get these guys back in the water.
Sandy Cheeks : Y'all, those ain't porpoises...
Mr. Krabs : All hands on deck!
[the guys rush towards the man, not listening to Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks : Oh, brother...
[the gang tries to roll the man in the ocean, but he lands on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles : Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton struggle over the Secret Formula]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Give me that!
Plankton : Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs : [wrenching the metal shutters open to get in] Plaaaanktoooooonnnn!
[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the formula. Suddenly, it disappears into thin air. SpongeBob and Plankton stand there in shock, arms still reaching out at the space where the bottle should have been]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What? Where'd it go?
Plankton : [in thought] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in thought] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
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[SpongeBob and the gang look around the beach in wonder]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Whoa! What is this place?
Mr. Krabs : I have a bad feeling about this.
[Patrick sees the foot of a sleeping beachgoer]
Patrick Star : Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the Krabby Patty?
Patrick Star : Hey! My friend is talking to you.
[He taps the foot several times]
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Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.
[the customers are yelling "refunds!"]
Mr. Krabs : Listen up, boy, get in there and make me customers some Krabby Patties. Now, Plankto-
[He notices that Plankton has escaped. Meanwhile, at the vault, SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no Krabby Patties there. Mr. Krabs scuttles over to see SpongeBob standing at the vault and shaking like a leaf]
Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
[He opens the freezer door a little, and screams like a girl as well]
Mr. Krabs : We're out of Krabby Patties?
SpongeBob SquarePants : How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs : You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants : But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".
Mr. Krabs : [sobbing] Oh, curse you, fine print!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.
[a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sour Note!
[Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing, which sends soundwaves that send Burger-Beard's customers covering their ears and fleeing]
Burger-Beard : No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
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Mr. Krabs : Where's me formula, Plankton?
Plankton : I... I don't know. It just disappeared.
Mr. Krabs : Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton : It's true!
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Patrick Star : What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Plankton : Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star : Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!
[He greets SpongeBob with a flying tackle]
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look out!
[a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
Sandy Cheeks : Aw, nuts!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
Plankton : Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star : Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-
[Patrick is out like a light]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Now all we need is some ink!
[a splat is heard offscreen]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh. Which Squidward has helpfully provided.
Squidward Tentacles : It happens when I'm nervous.
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : We're putting a team together.
Patrick Star : Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants : To the surface!
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[Plankton launches an assault on the Krusty Krab by flying in on his airplane]
SpongeBob SquarePants : He's closing in!
Patrick Star : I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
Patrick Star : Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star : [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?
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[Plankton trembles as he's taped to Mr. Krabs' desk]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
Plankton : What are you going to do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs : No.
[a nasty smile forms on his face]
Mr. Krabs : Knock knock.
Plankton : [confused] Knock knock jokes?
[He smiles, not in the least bit intimidated]
Plankton : I could do this all day, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : [sternly] Knock knock.
Plankton : Oh, boy. Who's there?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy.
Plankton : Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs : Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton : Well, that's stupid, but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs : Hee hee hee. You'll see.
[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
[SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
Plankton : Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
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Mr. Krabs : Release the condiments!
SpongeBob SquarePants : With relish!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : If we're gonna be on the same team...
Plankton : Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
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[the Ecstasy of Gold starts to play]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at me. Why, I've become like all of you. Savage. Fear-ridden. Selfish. An entire town of formerly good citizens, turned into heartless freaks, bent on their own self-prever... Self-preter...
Fish : 'Preservation'?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes! We've become alienated from each other. Each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name of all fishhood, I am not about to let that happen!
[He tears off a piece of a crowd member's shirt and wears it like a bandana]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And so, if a sacrifice is needed to restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory... then I am willing to take one for the team.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
[cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
Sandy Cheeks : I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wrong channel!
[He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs : Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
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Plankton : What don't you comprehend?
SpongeBob SquarePants : But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me!
Plankton : I'm doing just fine on my own.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Work is no fun when you do it alone!
Plankton : If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
Plankton : But-I'm-the-target-of-a-very-scary-crazy-post-apocalyptic-mob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! I'm the flower, you're the aroma!
Plankton : Right now I wish I was in a coma!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Come on! I'm here for you, and you're here for me! It's better when you, plus me, equals we! Working together in harmony!
[chorus joins]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Side by side, we can reach our dreams, 'cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team!
Plankton : Alright, you can put me down.
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Burger-Beard : I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't get it.
Squidward Tentacles : Because you're a sponge.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton's time machine surfaces in a dark area with its reflection underneath. SpongeBob opens the curtain and sets foot in the area. The moment he does, it lights up, revealing that it is a large, triangular corridor. At the end of the corridor is Bubbles, watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter through a large, inter-dimensional portal]
SpongeBob : I think we may be lost in time, Plankton. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.
[walks up behind Bubbles]
SpongeBob : Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us when we are?
Bubbles : Who dares disturb the one who watches?
SpongeBob : The one who watches? Your name is The One Who Watches?
Bubbles : No! My true name is...
[turns around to reveal he is a dolphin]
Bubbles : Bubbles.
Plankton : Bubbles?
[laughs]
Plankton : What kind of a name is Bubbles?
Bubbles : It is my ancient dolphin name.
SpongeBob : So what's a dolphin doing out here in the middle of space?
Bubbles : My kind have been watching and protecting the galaxy for...
[clicks]
Bubbles : Hmm. Ten thousand years!
SpongeBob : Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
Bubbles : Yes, I am. And I could really do with a potty break. Would you mind keeping an eye on things?
[swims away toward the restroom]
SpongeBob : Sure thing.
[calling after Bubbles]
SpongeBob : But, uh, WHAT am I keeping my eye on?
[Bubbles enters the restroom, closing the door behind him. SpongeBob approaches the portal and begins watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Plankton : What are you doing?
SpongeBob : I'm watching.
Plankton : We don't even know what we're watching for.
SpongeBob : Maybe we should split up the workload.
[points to Jupiter]
SpongeBob : You watch the one with the big, red eye.
[points to Saturn]
SpongeBob : And I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team!
[SpongeBob and Plankton begin to watch together. However, the planets begin to move toward each other]
Plankton : Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob : Mine, too.
Plankton : No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob : Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years.
[the planets smash into each other, causing an explosion of rocks all over the place. SpongeBob gasps]
SpongeBob : I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen!
[frantically picks up several rocks and tries to sweep them under the floor with a broom]
SpongeBob : Come on, Plankton, we've gotta clean this up before Bubbles gets back!
[Bubbles exits the restroom trailing toilet paper]
Bubbles : Ahh, much better, yes.
[approaches SpongeBob and Plankton]
Bubbles : You two are free to go.
[SpongeBob throws the broom away and smiles nervously. Bubbles looks at the planets and sees that they are severely damaged]
Bubbles : What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
[Saturn's rings crack, fall off and shatter off-camera]
Bubbles : You were supposed to...
[clicks repeatedly, clears his throat, then clicks some more]
Bubbles : Keep them from smashing into each other!
SpongeBob : Sorry.
Bubbles : Now...
[clicks]
Bubbles : I am going to lose my job!
[enraged]
Bubbles : And you... will lose your lives.
[fires lasers out of his blowhole. SpongeBob and Plankton bolt for the time machine]
SpongeBob : Quarter me!
[Plankton hands SpongeBob a quarter, but Bubbles shoots a laser that trips SpongeBob and sends him and Plankton flying. They land directly in the time machine, and the quarter rolls right in front of the time machine. SpongeBob reaches under the curtain, grabs the quarter, and reels his hand back in right before Bubbles lasers it]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, hand me the potatoes.
Patrick Star : Mashed or scalloped?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Better make them... raw!
Patrick Star : Aye, aye, sir!
[Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
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Patrick Star : Justice is best soft served.
[He launches the ice cream at Burger-Beard]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
[Burger-Beard dodges and Patrick gets pummelled by his own ammunition]
Patrick Star : I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Sandy? Is that you?
Sandy Cheeks : You can call me The Rodent!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick why are you doing this?
Patrick Star : Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : See you later Te-am mate!
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Plankton : Will you stop playing that tiny piano? Your gonna get us caught!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry.
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Plankton : With that formula I can rule the world!
[He laughs maniacally]
SpongeBob SquarePants : You know I can hear you, right?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Plankton : No!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Then why are you naked?
Plankton : 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
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Plankton : Well, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom!
[He laughs]
Plankton : Right, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...That's kinda gross, Plankton.
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[Squidward is magically transported back to his cash register, without his Sour Note form]
Squidward Tentacles : Well, it was fun while it lasted.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
[Squidward lifts his shirt to find to his delight...]
Squidward Tentacles : Rock-hard abs! Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [flattered] Aw, shucks.
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Fish : [hanging onto the bubble] Please tell me there's something soft underneath!
[pause]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Plankton : Nope.
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[SpongeBob starts to play his pitch pipe again but Plankton snatches it before he can start singing]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton : Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, okay.
[Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down the toilet]
Plankton : Installed!
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[SpongeBob installs Karen into the time machine, and she powers up]
Karen (the Computer Wife) : Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton : Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
Karen (the Computer Wife) : Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off. Her screen shows the time of 12:00 AM. Plankton starts to cry softly]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton : [too embarrassed to tell SpongeBob that he's now a widower, having had to shut off the mechanical love of his life] No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball.
[He wipes his tear away]
Plankton : There's always stuff getting in there.
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Mr. Krabs : This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. WHERE IS ME FORMULER?
Plankton : [crawling away backwards from Mr. Krabs in abject terror] I told you, Krabs. I don't have it.
Mr. Krabs : [grimly] Wrong answer.
[He prepares to stomp on Plankton when-]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Stop!
[SpongeBob makes his way through the crowd]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, Krabs, let me handle this.
[He growls at Plankton]
Plankton : What's going on around here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pushing Mr. Krabs back] You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.
Mr. Krabs : Let's hope so.
SpongeBob SquarePants : So, you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
[He takes out a jar of bubble soap]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I didn't wanna have to do this. Plankton...
[He dips his wand in the jar]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here comes the pain!
Mr. Krabs : [with a mean grin] Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
[SpongeBob blows into the bubble wand. Plankton anticipates the burning pain that he'll get in his eye and shuts it]
Plankton : No! Stop! Don't!
[He opens his eye and realizes he's standing inside a bubble that SpongeBob blew as a shield to protect him]
Mr. Krabs : Well, that didn't look painful.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [solemnly] Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today.
[He gets in the bubble with Plankton]
SpongeBob SquarePants : But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh.
[the bubble floats away]
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[SpongeBob and Plankton watch Saturn and Jupiter]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we should split up the workload. You watch the one with the big red eye, I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team.
[the two of them keep an eye on Saturn and Jupiter, which start to move closer towards each other]
Plankton : Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mine, too.
[the planets get nearer to each other]
Plankton : No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it in for ten thousand years.
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[the Krusty Krab, two days ago: SpongeBob walks in and sees Plankton walking out of the vault in Mr. Krabs' office with the formula]
Past SpongeBob : [gasping] Plankton?
Past Plankton : SpongeBob?
[Suddenly a time machine appears, and the SpongeBob and Plankton from the current timeline appear]
Past SpongeBob : Plankton?
Past Plankton : SpongeBob? Who are you supposed to be?
Plankton : [to Past Plankton] I'm you from the future!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pointing to Past SpongeBob] And I'm him from the future!
Past Plankton : [to Plankton] So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Nope. He's helping me.
Past SpongeBob : But he's the enemy!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Plankton : What? A tee-am?
Plankton : A team!
[to SpongeBob]
Plankton : All right, go get the formula!
[SpongeBob races forward to try and get the formula from Past Plankton]
Past SpongeBob : [apprehensive] What have I become?
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[SpongeBob and Plankton skulk the Chum Bucket, which is guarded by Bikini Bottomites, to break Karen out]
Plankton : I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I've never seen anyone there.
Plankton : Now, was that really necessary?
SpongeBob SquarePants : 'Cause the food's really bad.
Plankton : Oh, come on, really?
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Mr. Krabs : [mockingly] Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh. Plankton's broke! Haa-haa.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [overlaps] Look at Mr. Krabs go.
[He uses Mr. Krabs' telescope to get a closer look]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I've never seen him gloat his hard before.
