Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. Jack entertains his mother-in-law, Diana, as Jenna frantically looks to Pete to fill in last-minute as the producer of her first live performance on "America's Kidz Got Singing." Back at the office, Tracy and Frank try to help Lutz find someone to spend Valentine's with.
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The child who talked to Jenna backstage played Jane Krakowski's son in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (also created by Tina Fey) See more
Every time I get a good thing going, I do something stupid and blow it. You want to know the reason why Lutz is alone? Lutz! And Dollhouse penis syndrome.
Oh, my God. I'm female Lutz.
I love you too.
No, I mean I'm my own worst enemy. Do you want to know the reason Liz is alone? Liz. Also I menstruate a lot. Oh, God, does this mean I have to change? I have to go back and be the bigger person? What if Criss already left and I have to go find him? It's so cold. Oh, realizations are the worst.