- Marshall Eriksen: [Marshall finally appears in Lily's room as baby is about to be delivered] In return for him getting me here, I may have promised Barney that our son's middle name will be - wait for it...
- Lily Aldrin: I can't wait. What is the name?
- Marshall Eriksen: The name is "Wait For It".
- Lily Aldrin: [Screams while pushing] AAGHH... THAT IS THE COOLEST MIDDLE NAME OF ALL TIME!
- Dr. Sonya: Lily, if you don't push, I will shove this baby up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!
- Barney Stinson: [Barney tries to ask the bus driver to drive to the hospital where Lily is giving birth] Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guy
- [gestures to Marshall]
- Barney Stinson: , he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?
- Bus Driver: Unless it's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop so sit down, watch Cocoon 2, and shut up!
- Robin Scherbatsky: That was not cool Ted.
- Lily Aldrin: Contraction.
- Robin Scherbatsky: That wasn't cool Ted.