A car salesman will do literally anything to sell cars, Gary is pranked during a Boy Scouts campout, and a gun-toting homeowner confronts the Easter Bunny.
Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work, Jeff has to prevent Chad from impregnating Linda with a future evil dictator on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a lizard fights a robotic scorpion whose battle tail looks like a dick.
The Suck It, Gary! trio enjoys a sleepover, two recently deceased jerks enjoy their new ghostly existence, and a woman with a gluten sensitivity is labeled a witch.
An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman in a bar, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Bethiffer sues a Chinese restaurant for false advertising.
A football coach tries to give a halftime speech, the aliens get addicted to the smell of Jeff's farts on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a sniper tries to take out receptionist Steve.
The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride.