Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Samuel L. Jackson: Nick Fury

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• Steve Rogers : [relieved]  Fury, you son of a bitch!

  Nick Fury : Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

• Nick Fury : Outwit the platinum bastard.

  Natasha Romanoff : Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.

  Steve Rogers : You know what Romanoff...

• Laura : I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might...

  Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll give her a kick

  Tony Stark : [Enters barn and approaches tractor]  Hello, "Deere". Tell me everything. What ails you.

  Nick Fury : Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

  Tony Stark : [beat]  Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?

• Nick Fury : No matter who wins or loses, trouble still comes around.

• [from trailer] 

  Nick Fury : Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

• Nick Fury : [on Ultron]  Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!

• [Fury hands Natasha an image of the Quinjet in the Pacific] 

  Nick Fury : He probably made it out and swam to Fiji, he'll send a postcard.

  Natasha Romanoff : [sadly]  Wish you were here.

• Nick Fury : [to Stark]  You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn't one of them.

• [from trailer] 

  Steve Rogers : Ultron's calling us out. What are we gonna do?

  Nick Fury : Something dramatic, I hope.

  Tony Stark : Let's go give him a fight!

• Tony Stark : Cap, I have to blow up the city!

  Steve Rogers : There are still people up here, not to mention us!

  Tony Stark : It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!

  Natasha Romanoff : Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...

  [a Helicarrier appears] 

  Nick Fury : The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.

• Steve Rogers : The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?

  Tony Stark : Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.

  Steve Rogers : I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.

  Tony Stark : Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.

  Natasha Romanoff : Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

  Steve Rogers : Not 'til everyone's safe.

  Natasha Romanoff : Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.

  Steve Rogers : I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.

  Natasha Romanoff : I didn't say we should leave.

  Natasha Romanoff : [Steve turns to look at her]  There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

  Nick Fury : [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice]  Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.

  Nick Fury : [Helicarrier shows up]  Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.

  Steve Rogers : Fury, you son of a bitch.

  Nick Fury : Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

  Maria Hill : Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.

  Specialist Cameron Klein : Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.

  Pietro Maximoff : [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia]  This is SHIELD?

  Steve Rogers : This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.

  Pietro Maximoff : This is not so bad.

  Steve Rogers : Let's load 'em up.

• Tony Stark : [Stark enters the barn and walks over to the tractor]  Hello, dear. Tell me everything. What ails you?

  Nick Fury : [Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]  Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

  Tony Stark : Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?

  Nick Fury : Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.

  Tony Stark : Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?

  Nick Fury : Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.

  Tony Stark : You're not the director of me.

  Nick Fury : I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.