Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Chris Hemsworth: Thor
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Natasha Romanoff : Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor : The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor : But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
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Thor : The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...
[enters a vision]
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Thor : [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.
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[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]
Tony Stark : Alright so if I lift it then I rule Asgard?
Thor : Yes, of course.
Tony Stark : I will be reinstituting prima nocta.
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[None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]
Tony Stark : It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor : Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
[an attack occurs]
Ultron : [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.
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[after fighting off Ultron drones]
Thor : IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
Steve Rogers : You had to ask...
Ultron : [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
[Battle ensues]
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Thor : No one has to break anything.
Ultron , Tony Stark : Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony Stark : He beat me by one second.
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Ultron : [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor : I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor : I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision : [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor : Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.
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Thor : [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...
Tony Stark : I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!
Bruce Banner : Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony Stark : Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Bruce Banner : Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony Stark : We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
Steve Rogers : Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!
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[about Thor's hammer, Mjölnir]
Clint Barton : [drunk] "Whosoever, be he worthy, shall have the power", whatever man! It's a trick!
Thor : It is more than that, my friend!
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Thor : [comes to Selvig for help] This may be dangerous...
Erik Selvig : I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
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Ultron : [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.
Steve Rogers : Stark.
Tony Stark : JARVIS.
Ultron : Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...
Tony Stark : [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron : ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.
Steve Rogers : You killed someone?
Ultron : Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor : Who sent you?
Ultron : [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".
Bruce Banner : Ultron!
Ultron : In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff : What mission?
Ultron : Peace in our time.
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Thor : [Regarding creating Vision] Stark is right.
Bruce Banner : Ooh, it's definitely the end times.
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James Rhodes : [to Stark] So, no Pepper? She's not coming?
Tony Stark : No.
Maria Hill : [to Thor] What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?
Tony Stark : Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor : Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark : And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor : There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,
[pause]
Thor : Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill : Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.
[coughs]
Maria Hill : Testosterone!
James Rhodes : Oh, my goodness.
Maria Hill : Excuse me.
Thor : Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill : Mm-hmm.
[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor : [to Tony] Jane's better.
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Thor : [about Stark] With the exception of this one, everything can be explained.
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James Rhodes : But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. Are you looking for this?"
[Tony and Thor don't laugh]
James Rhodes : "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else, that story kills.
Thor : That's the whole story?
James Rhodes : Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor : Oh, it's very good, then. It's impressive.
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Tony Stark : Alright then,so if I lift it, I then rule all Asgard?
Thor : Yes, of course.
Tony Stark : I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta.
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[first lines]
Strucker : [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sokovia] Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!
Iron Man : [Tony hits the shield around the base] Shit!
Captain America : Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Jarvis : The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Thor : Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
Black Widow : [Natasha knocks out some soldiers] At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Hawkeye : [as some soldiers shoot at Clint] Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Iron Man : Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"
Captain America : I know.
Captain America : [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck] It just slipped out.
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Thor : [possessed] The stone draws you all to its brilliance, and you to your end!
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Steve Rogers : [Avengers go through the physical files they have on Strucker] Known associates. Well, Strucker had a lot of friends.
Bruce Banner : Well, these people are all horrible.
Tony Stark : [Banner passes him the photo he was looking at] Wait. I know that guy. From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms.
[Steve gives him a accusing look]
Tony Stark : There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything.
[We see the photo is of a man named Ulysses Klaue]
Tony Stark : He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very "Ahab."
Thor : [Thor points to the scar on the back of Klaue's neck] This.
Tony Stark : Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...
Thor : No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.
Bruce Banner : [Banner identifies the brand on Klaue's neck on the computer] Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.
Steve Rogers : What dialect?
Bruce Banner : Wakanada...? Wa... Wa... Wakanda.
Tony Stark : If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...
Steve Rogers : I thought your father said he got the last of it.
Bruce Banner : I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
Tony Stark : [Looking at Steve's shield] The strongest metal on Earth.
Steve Rogers : [to Tony] Where is this guy now?
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Party Guest : [Steve and Thor are having a drink amongst a few old men at the party] I gotta have some of that!
Thor : Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men.
[Thor pours the drink into two glasses and hands one to Steve]
Stan Lee : Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor : [Thor looks at Steve, who shrugs] Alright.
[Thor pours some of the drink into the Stan Lee's glass]
Stan Lee : [Later Stan, looking extremely drunk is being carried off by two men] Excelsior.
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Thor : The Enhanced?
Captain America : He's a blur. All the new players we've faced, I've never seen this. In fact, I still haven't.
