Ted 2 (2015)

John Carroll Lynch: Tom Jessup

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Quotes 

• [Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted] 

  Donny : Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.

  Tom Jessup : Is that him?

  Donny : Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.

  Tom Jessup : Jesus! Why did you bring him here?

  Donny : Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

  [Guy and Rick appear behind them] 

  Guy : Hey, Ted!

  [Donny and Jessup turn around] 

  Guy : Is that you?

  Donny : Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.

  Guy : [pointing at them]  Ah, rock on, Ted.

  Donny : [pointing back]  Eff yeah.

  [Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway] 

  Rick : Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

  [Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer] 

  Guy : Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.