Ted 2 (2015)

John Slattery: Shep Wild

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• Samantha Jackson : Ted, do you love your wife?

  Shep Wild : Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled.

  Samantha Jackson : I'll rephrase. Do you love Tami-Lynn?

  Ted : I love my *wife*. Okay, my wife. More than anything in the world. We're married, I don't care what anybody says.

• John : He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin' Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?

  Shep Wild : Your Honor!

  Judge : I'll allow it.

• Shep Wild : Where did they get him?

  [Ted] 

  John : [Mutters]  Child-World Toy Store.

  Shep Wild : I'm sorry I couldn't hear that, could you repeat that please?

  John : Child-World Toy Store, you fuckin' heard me!