Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Luke Evans: Gaston
LeFou : [singing] No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston / No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston / For there's no man in town half as manly / Perfect, a pure paragon / You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley / And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! / Who plays darts like Gaston? Who breaks hearts like Gaston? / Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Gaston : [singing] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LeFou : [singing] My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Gaston : [horseback riding with LeFou; uses the telescope to see Belle] Look at her, LeFou. My future wife. Belle is the most beautiful girl in the village. That makes her the best.
LeFou : But she's so... well-read! And you're so... athletically inclined.
Gaston : I know. Belle can be as argumentative as she is beautiful.
LeFou : Exactly! Who needs her when you've got us?
Gaston : Yes. But ever since the war I've felt like I've been missing something. And she's the only girl that gives me that sense of...
LeFou : Hmm... je ne sais quoi?
Gaston : I don't know what that means.
Gaston : [to his reflection] You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I've ever seen! Nobody deserves you...
Gaston : I am done playing this game of yours. Where is Belle?
Maurice : The Beast took her and she...
Gaston : There are no such things as beasts, or talking teacups, or magic! But there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation!
LeFou : [stands up] Deep breaths, Gaston. Deep breaths.
[Gaston breathes deeply, then turns to Maurice]
Gaston : So, why don't we just turn around, go back to Villeneuve? I'm sure Belle is at home, cooking up a lovely dinner.
Maurice : If you think I've made all this up, then why did you offer to help?
Gaston : Because I want to marry your daughter!... Now, let's go home.
Maurice : Belle is not at home! She is with the...
Gaston : [grabs Maurice] You say beast one more time, I WILL FEED YOU TO THE WOLVES!
LeFou : [tries to stops him] Gaston! Stop it. Breathe, think of happy thoughts, go back to the war, bloods, explosions, countless widows.
Gaston : Widows...
LeFou : Yes, yes. That's it...
[Gaston calms down. LeFou taps his nose]
LeFou : That's it.
[Gaston turns to Maurice, smiling. Maurice recoils]
Gaston : Maurice! Please forgive me, old bean. That's no way to talk to my future father-in-law, now is it?
Maurice : Future father-in-law?
Gaston : Yeah.
Maurice : You will *never* marry my *daughter*.
LeFou : [Beat. Then Gaston furiously punches Maurice in the face, knocking him out] I saw that coming.
Gaston : Good morning, Belle! Well, wonderful book you have there?
Belle : Have you read it?
Gaston : Well, not that one. But, you know books.
[laughs and shows her flowers]
Gaston : For your dinner table. Shall I join you this evening?
Belle : Sorry, not this evening.
Gaston : Busy?
Belle : No.
[Belle walks away for him]
Gaston : Picture it, LeFou. Rustic cabin, my latest kill roasting on the fire. Adorable children running around just as my love rubs my tired feet. And what does Belle say? 'I will never marry you, Gaston.'
LeFou : [gesturing to the Bimbettes] You know, there are other girls.
[the Bimbettes sighs]
Gaston : A great hunter doesn't waste his time with rabbits.
Gaston : There are no such things as beasts, or talking teacups... or magic! But there are wolves and frostbite and starvation.
Gaston : It's hero time!
Gaston : I'm coming for you, Beast!
Gaston : Belle. I heard you had trouble with the Headmaster. He never liked me either.
Maurice : No. I'm sure this is the way. Do you hear those wolves? That means we're getting very close to the castle.
Gaston : Look, enough is enough. We have to turn back.
Maurice : Stop.
[Gaston stops the cart]
Maurice : That's it. There it is.
[he snaps his finger]
Maurice : That's the tree. I'm sure of it.
[he gets off the cart]
Maurice : It-it was downed by lightning at the time. But now it's... resumed an upright position through some sort of... magic or other.
LeFou : [to Gaston] You really want to marry into this family?
Maurice : So that means that the... the castle is that - No. No, it's -
[motions falling tree with his arm]
Maurice : That way. Definitely that way.