The Interview (II) (2014)
Randall Park: President Kim
Photos
Quotes
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Kim Jong-un : You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.
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Dave Skylark : [singing] ... just own the night! Like it's the 4th of July!
Kim Jong-un : [crying] No, not the chorus, please!
Dave Skylark : [singing] Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!
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Dave Skylark : [admires a war tank] Holy fuckamole. Is that real?
Kim Jong-un : It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin
Dave Skylark : In my country it's pronounced Stallone.
Kim Jong-un : You're so funny, Dave.
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Kim Jong-un : [On Katy Perry's music] It's so empowering.
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Kim Jong-un : I have no comment on Margaritas.
Dave Skylark : Then why don't you drink them?
Kim Jong-un : I don't like brain freeze.
[crying]
Kim Jong-un : Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.
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Kim Jong-un : I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!
Dave Skylark : You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your *favorite*!
Kim Jong-un : Katy who?
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[after a General says that Dave had ironically honey-potted him]
Kim Jong-un : [in Korean] Ironic! IRONIC!
[shoots the General in the ass]
Kim Jong-un : [in Korean] Your butthole is ironic!
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Dave Skylark : Man... this is so nice. Let me ask you something. Now, don't take this the wrong way.
Kim Jong-un : You can ask me anything Dave.
Dave Skylark : Do you pee and poo?
Kim Jong-un : [chuckles] You've heard the stories, huh?
[chuckles]
Kim Jong-un : Yes, I pee and poo.
Dave Skylark : So you have a butt hole?
Kim Jong-un : I've got a butt hole and it's working overtime.
Dave Skylark : You are awesome.
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Kim Jong-un : Good morning, Dave.
Dave Skylark : Good morning.
