Mike & Molly (TV Series)
Molly's Out of Town (2013)
Swoosie Kurtz: Joyce Flynn
Quotes
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Grandma : [Mike, Carl, Vince, and Samuel are cleaning the gutters] Where is that clueless knucklehead?
Joyce Flynn : Well, we have a nice assortment on the roof.
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Joyce Flynn : Where the hell have you been, Romeo? You gotta put the screens and clean out the gutters!
Mike Biggs : You gotta be kidding. I was up half the night with a colicky Carl. I had to keep driving him around the block until he fell asleep.
Victoria Flynn : Quit whining. I haven't even been to bed yet and my buzz wore off about forty minutes ago.
Vince : If you're jonesing, try hoofing the pine cleaner. I'm seeing double and I can't hear anything out of my left ear.
Joyce Flynn : I sure am hearing a lot of bitching from a lot of people that live in MY house for free!
Mike Biggs : [slight pause] The lady makes a very good point.
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Joyce Flynn : [hitting a dusty couch with a tennis racket] Jesus. It's like ten years of dusty farts in here!
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Officer Carl McMillan : Miss Flynn, I'm just here to say goodbye to Mike before I leave town to start a new life and try to mend this broken heart.
Joyce Flynn : Well, don't get any tears on the floor, I just waxed it.