Superfast! (2015)

Dale Pavinski: Vin Serento

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Quotes 

• Vin Serento : That's the real deal. But it's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car... that's doing the driving.

• Officer Lucas White : I wanna race. And I got the pink slip to my car that says I can take all of you.

  Curtis : You think you can just stroll up and race Vince Serento!

  Vin Serento : What are you drivin'?

  Officer Lucas White : A car. With unicorns

  [Surprised reaction from crowd] 

• Vin Serento : If we're gonna pull off this heist, we're gonna need a bigger crew. A black guy, an Asian guy, and a beautiful model making her acting debut.

  Officer Lucas White : How do you do that?

  Vin Serento : What?

  Officer Lucas White : You describe them, and then like, instantly they're here.

• Vin Serento : What are you grinning about?

  Officer Lucas White : I almost beat you.

  Vin Serento : You almost beat me? You not only can't beat me, you can't even beat yourself.

  Officer Lucas White : Not true Serento. I've been beating myself since junior high.

• [Vin stops Curtis from pouring motor oil in Lucas' mouth] 

  Vin Serento : What are you doing? You're going to kill him.

  [looks at label 'Sundae Syrup'] 

  Vin Serento : You know how fattening this stuff is!

  Curtis : He's a cop! I saw him snooping around.

  Officer Lucas White : I ain't no cop!

  Curtis : You're wearing a wire!

  [Curtis pulls up Lucas' shirt to reveal a tape recorder and a microphone underneath] 

• GPS Voice : Right turn in 200 feet.

  Vin Serento : Damn it, missed the turn.

  GPS Voice : Bald loser.

  Vin Serento : I shave my head because it makes me look cool and tough.

  GPS Voice : Oh darn. Your dashboard is dirty. Could use some... Mr. Clean.

  Vin Serento : I'm not going bald is that's what you're implying.

  GPS Voice : Whatever, penis head.

  Vin Serento : Just because I'm bald with thick veiny neck muscles, does not make me a penis head! Damn it.