Hot Pursuit (2015)

Reese Witherspoon: Rose Cooper

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Quotes 

• Daniella Riva : What is that white thing?

  Cooper : Oh, that's my underwear.

  Daniella Riva : That's no underwear. That's a diaper!

  Cooper : I like a lot of coverage.

• Cooper : Mrs. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. You must have not seen me.

  Daniella Riva : Oh, I saw you. I was trying to hit your flat ass.

  Cooper : Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer.

  Daniella Riva : Oh please! Look at you! You are teeny tiny! You look like a little dog that I can put in my purse.

  Cooper : I can assure you, ma'am, that I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.

• Cooper : You don't have to like me but I'm your best chance at surviving... What the heck is that?

  Daniella Riva : Philippe must have put baking powder in the car.

  Cooper : How much baking powder?

  Daniella Riva : I don't know, maybe like 42 kilos.

  Trucker : Hey, are y'all okay? I took that turn way too fast. What the heck is this white stuff?

  Cooper , Daniella Riva : Baking powder.

  Cooper : We're bakers, muffins, toast, cakes.

  Trucker : I should call the police.

  Cooper : No, I am the mother f'in police. Don't you see? There's no major damage here. You're free to go.

  Trucker : But I destroyed your car.

  Cooper : I SAID YOU'RE FREE TO GO!

• News Reporter : Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.

  Cooper : Oh, come on!

  News Reporter : The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.

  Daniella Riva : 45? My madre!...

  News Reporter : Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.

  Cooper : I am five-foot, two.

  News Reporter : Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.

• Cooper : You're in danger, ma'am, but everything's going to be fine.

  Daniella Riva : What about my husband?

  Cooper : Everything but your husband's going to be fine.

  Daniella Riva : [hysterically]  Ahhhhhh!

• Cooper : Randy?

  Randy : Whoa, hey!

  Cooper : Penis! Oh my God! Penis!

  Randy : I'm going to get...

• Randy : I know who you are. You all are wanted.

  Cooper : I am a police officer. Mrs. Riva, she's a federal witness in my protective custody. Everybody in this state is looking for her, dirty cops and the cartel. We need a couple hours to lie low. Now, can you help us with that?

  Randy : I kind of like your smile.

• Cooper : We have to get out of this car right now or they're going to kill us both. Follow me... Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.

  Police Officer : Can't she just hold it?

  Daniella Riva : No, you see, once a month it sheds its lining.

  Cooper : It sheds!

  Daniella Riva : So that the eggs descend into the...

  Detective Hauser : Oh my God!

• Cooper : [setting Emmett on fire]  You've Just Been Coopered... Bitch

• Captain Emmett : What I'm about to say can't leave this room. Do you know who Vicente Cortez is?

  Cooper : Yes, he is the top lieutenant in the cartel. He is known as the Bank of Bogota, the Tender Tender, the Lender Lender, the Money Launderer, El Chapo, the Pork Chop...

  Captain Emmett : Okay, okay... Tomorrow morning, you will escort our witness to Dallas so she can testify against Cortez... But Cortez has killed every witness we've had.

• Cooper : [in Spanish]  I can't wait to see you behind bars.

  Daniella Riva : Do you speak Spanish?

  Cooper : [in Spanish]  Shut your mouth.

  Daniella Riva : [in Spanish]  You tiny little whitey.

  Cooper : [in Spanish]  Your big, fat mouth.

  Daniella Riva : [in Spanish]  Birdbrain.