Bill (I) (2015)
Laurence Rickard: Sir Francis Walsingham, Lope Lopez, Stand-Up Jester, Chatty Guard, Slightly Late Courtier, Ian, Hanging Criminal, Chicken Drumstick
Molly : I hear the Spanish are hunky.
Sir Francis Walsingham : You hear wrong! Catholics can't put on muscle mass because God hates them! They've no muscle and no backbone, like snakes!
Molly : Surely snakes are all backbone.
Sir Francis Walsingham : Well, like worms then.
Molly : Oh, no, worms are all muscle.
Sir Francis Walsingham : Someone knows a lot about Catholics!
Molly : No, no, just garden creatures.
Sir Francis Walsingham : One can't be too careful, Molly. They're everywhere, you know. The Catholic threat may be sleeping now but it will soon awaken like a...
Molly : Bear?
Sir Francis Walsingham : Yes! Good! Like a non-muscular spineless bear!
Sir Francis Walsingham : Will everyone please stop arriving!