Carrie Pilby (2016)

Jason Ritter: Matt

Quotes 

• Matt : You wanna play it? It might help you relax.

  Carrie Pilby : What makes you think I'm not relaxed?

  Matt : People's shoulders aren't naturally aligned with their earlobes like that.

• Matt : Wow! Where do you learn how to kiss like that?

  Carrie Pilby : Harvard.

  Matt : Damn! I don't think MIT had that course.

• Matt : So, you must've been 18 when you graduated?

  Carrie Pilby : That maths degree came in handy, huh!

  Matt : Well, that was a little thing called subtraction.