- Shandra Jimenez: [after police arrest and take away Gideon] There you have it. local hero, Stanford Pines, has just exposed Lil Gideon as a fraud. Anything you like to say to the town, Stanford?
- Grunkle Stan: The Mystery Shack is back, baby!
- Grunkle Stan: [Arrives at crash scene in time before Dipper and Mabel's arrest] Wait, wait stop everything! I've got something to say!
- Sheriff Blubs: Not this guy, again
- Grunkle Stan: Just wait look. You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest, "Oh, I could never tell a lie, I'm Gideon."
- Sheriff Blubs: He's more honest then you.
- Deputy Durland: Yeah, and he's psychic too.
- Grunkle Stan: How's this for psychic? Bam!
- [Stan kicks a part of the Gideon Robot, showing a screening room]
- Grunkle Stan: Take a good look.
- Lazy Susan: Wait a minute, is that me?
- Lazy Susan: [Susan on screening room monitor] The secret ingredient to my coffee omelette, is coffee.
- Toby Determined: [Another monitor shows Toby lifting his shirt in front of a doctor] And me.
- Additional Voices: I can verify that that birth mark is indeed disgusting.
- Toby Determined: Hooray.
- [Other towns people notice that their on Gideon's monitors]
- Grunkle Stan: That's right, these pins are hidden cameras, and my hearing aid was picking up the feedback. Who's the fraud now?
- Dipper Pines: [after Gideon tells everyone that Dipper and Mabel tried to kill him] Officers, he's lying!
- Sheriff Blubs: Sorry kids, but we trust Gideon. And nothing short of a miracle could ever change our...
- [Sheriff Blubs is interrupted when Grunkle Stan drives up to rescue Dipper and Mabel]