Artemis Fowl (2020)

Josh Gad: Mulch Diggums

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Quotes 

• Mulch Diggums : [regarding Commander Root]  Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie, if David Bowie were a fairy? So essentially, you're David Bowie. Do you think the humans will ever find out he was one of us?

• [last lines] 

  Artemis Fowl : Are you ready to get back to work?

  Mulch Diggums : I thought you'd never ask!

  Artemis Fowl : We have some unfinished business.

  Mulch Diggums : I love my job!

  [chuckles, salutes Holly Short, who is flying outside] 

  Artemis Fowl Sr. : Okay. Let's go.

  [flies helicopter into the sunset] 

• Mulch Diggums : [to Root]  Listen to the two of us, grunting at each other like a pair of hippos with a throat infection.

• MI6 Interrogator : We want to know everything about the man you work for.

  Mulch Diggums : The man?

  [chuckles, shakes his hand] 

  Mulch Diggums : Oh, oh no. This isn't about the father. This is about the son.

• Mulch Diggums : [holding up an object]  A tracking device. Designed by the kid. Clap your hands if you believe in fairies.

  [the glass ceiling above him shatters and a ladder appears] 

  Mulch Diggums : That's my ride!

  MI6 Interrogator : Lockdown. Get back here, you filthy little dwarf!

  Mulch Diggums : Dwarfus Giganticus!

• Mulch Diggums : A criminal? A criminal, that's what you think I am? I am so much more than a criminal. Well, um, technically, most of what I do is criminal activity, but I'm also an artist.

  Commander Root : You're picking my pocket.