Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Fluoride (2013)
Rob Lowe: Chris Traeger
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Quotes
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Chris Traeger : I bought my crib in Bloomington, and I am confident it is literally the safest crib in the explored universe. Let me take you there and you can talk to the salesperson.
Ron Swanson : Counteroffer - you take me nowhere, and I talk to no one.
Chris Traeger : Counter-counteroffer - you come with me, or I make you attend a four-hour fax cover-sheet protocol meeting. Either way, it's a win for me.