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Quotes
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Dyson Thornwood : How about Kenzi and I take the field? I've been training her.
Kenzi Malikov : As a shadow thief. Check your panties.
[Holds up a purple thong]
Kenzi Malikov : Anyone missing any panties?
Lauren Lewis : You have got to stop doing that!
Dyson Thornwood : I did not teach her to do *that*.
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Lauren Lewis : Who could possibly need that much caffeine?
Kenzi Malikov : Us! We! We're taking a case. Can I get a 'wha' wha'.
Lauren Lewis : What?
Dyson Thornwood : What?
Kenzi Malikov : Okay, not what I had in mind.
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Kenzi Malikov : I don't get it, why would you hire us if you thought your own brother did it?
Diana Clare : I thought he was trying to get rid of me. So I hired you to play detective to get rid of him.
Kenzi Malikov : For a species without assholes, you sure act like ones!
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Lauren Lewis : What do you see? What's happening?
Kenzi Malikov : [At Alaria Tech] Well, we're basically in a yogurt commercial.
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Diana Clare : Dominique, you are so small pond. Darren and I worked hard for our legs!
Dominique Clare : Let's just all go back home. You promised me that you would come back. You forgot about me!
Darren Clare : Dominique. You stay here with us. It's perfect you get the doctor's. Diana gets the squirmy one's. And I upgrade to wolf legs.
Kenzi Malikov : Dominique, don't listen. You have to help us.
Dominique Clare : No. I like his idea!
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Kenzi Malikov : I'm being stalked like a celebrity at a Whole Foods parking lot.
Lauren Lewis : You need to get into that vent system to track that mail before we lose heat.
Kenzi Malikov : Okay, I'm gonna distract the guard. I'll record myself on a camera that cousin Dimitri provided that also doubles as a projector. I'll install a screen in front of my desk-...
Dyson Thornwood : Yeah, I don't think we should be trusting Gypsy technology.
Kenzi Malikov : Just give me 20.
[Dyson knocks out the guard]
Kenzi Malikov : Or we could just do that.
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Dyson Thornwood : Kenzi, you need to get out.
Kenzi Malikov : But we haven't solved it yet!
Dyson Thornwood : Doesn't matter, get out. Do you copy?
Lauren Lewis : What is it Dyson? A flesh eater?
Kenzi Malikov : Sharknado?
Dyson Thornwood : Worse. Mermaids.
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Darren Clare : Look, I'm not safe here. Dominique is close. Please help me. Take me to Diana.
Kenzi Malikov : How can I trust you? I am standing in a room full of man gams!
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Dyson Thornwood : How's the heat monitor working?
Kenzi Malikov : Um, looks like I'm the hottest one around. I like this gadget!
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Kenzi Malikov : Oh my God mermaids! I love mermaids! But like *love* them.
Dyson Thornwood : They are the psychopaths of the sea Kenz. "The seas have eyes" is their cultural motto.
Kenzi Malikov : I have lied awake at night my entire life thinking of the marvelous mer-day when I would meet a fin-flapping, seashell-bra wearing Daryl Hannah. Oh my God!
Lauren Lewis : They are a rare and fascinating species.
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah. They comb their hair with forks!
Dyson Thornwood : Yeah. Right after they stab you in the face with them. Just before they blow up your ship that's on route to the new world.
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah, but then they sing duets with crabs.
Dyson Thornwood : No, they don't, Kenzi.
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Kenzi Malikov : A woman's legs went missing, dudes! Like mi-ssing. Okay? She was swimming in her company pool, and then bam. Legless in Pool-attle.
Lauren Lewis : What's the company called?
Kenzi Malikov : Alaria Tech. Biometrics. Like "I, Robot" shit. So we need to get to the bottom of this. And, get that bottom half... back.
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Darren Clare : There's over a dozen pearls here. Do you know what this means?
Kenzi Malikov : She loves buck-a-shuck Tuesdays?
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Tad : I'm the most efficient person at Alaria. And in the spirit of efficiency, let's make this quick.
Kenzi Malikov : Right. Does your disability ever affect your work?
Tad : Does your leave-in shampoo seep into your scalp and affect yours?
